X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

I can't be doing with all his pained warbling. Wouldn't be sorry if Jamie boy went.

Louis just had his hands up over his head clapping Ella. He really likes her.

Also from Twitter - 'Alicia Keys - try Canesten'

I think i love him...

Hmm. I prefer Ella to James, but he is doing this pretty well, and avoided the pitfall of selecting yowling cat-torture notes.

I would have to choose James Arthur out of the 2

For me the problem with Ella is that she is "only 16" but is presented like a 40 yr old- wheres her youth and spirit? Why isnt she tearing it up like that young lassie on The Voice last year?

Think is the problemis that lots of us dont vote ( inclding myself [red])

Jelly
She did say that. James Effing Arthur. She needs to stop that.

Hmm, not keen on this either, tbh.

Much as I dislike him, I think he is better than her tonight.

Yay for James. Poor Ella.

He is killing his own show

Exactly that. No other possible explanation for how awful this one has been.

james was ace. Totally got the 'x factor'. See what I did there, eh?!

I think James will go on the deadlock. He's been in the bottom 2 before hasn't he?

Louis will choose Ella

Poor Shitty- she looks really confused

James = shit name but very talented.

Ella = sweet girl but dull. Although she is only 16 mind...

Ella's going to go?

Well done Tulisa.

awww poor little Ella, she is only 16.

You go Tulisatitsout!!!

Fuck you Dullisa

Does anyone know how old Ella is?

I soooo want a Christopher v Rylan final. Go the people!

She is barking

yes, Platypus. I think you are right. They need Ella to be more youthful

Ooo, Tulisa very angry with people for not voting and being complacent.