X Factor RESULTS! Unsuitable Gran-based filth and scurrilous speculation all round.

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Do we have predictions for the bottom two? I'm saying ...

Ella and NanFucker. Surely to god, it must be Nanfucker.

Look at Tulisa trying to make tears!

I still blame Louis for fucking up the first week,when Rylan should have gone instead of Carolynn.

That was really painful.

Oh good grief poor girl though, she struggled with that

That made my ears bleed.

Bad song choice for Ella.

Isn't this an Alicia Keys song?

Poor Ella..

Did Shitsinger just say James effing Arthur?

James is awful.

Love this song.

Louis will keep Ella in. Gary will keep James in.

Will go to deadlock.

Ella was awful sorry

looks like James has a dodgy little song choice aswell.It sounds well rubbish

ella - good voice but turns everything totally pedestrian if you see what i mean.

i love james. i'd buy his album

wtf??? who the hell admitted to voting for me up there?????^^^^^^

You could be right, Tactical.

Ok, Shitsinger will vote for James, as will Gary.

Tulisa will go for Ella.

So it comes down to bloody Louis.

Oh they are both shit tonight

Just me and thee I think Louis

Ooh good, another cheery upbeat little ditty from James then

I think they may do it so James goes because he is bound to get a deal. It is an obvious piss take they are both in this position!

God he looks like he needs a good scrub.

She did, Jelly! She's bloody good value, bless her.

Yrs, it is wr3, well spotted so early :)

Deadlock I reckon.

I like Ella, but I reckon she's going.

He's much better than Ella here.

Shitty is really concentrating.

we3king WELL DONE I love finding a way to blame Louis for anything at all.

James is very good........... poor Ella

Oh good choice James.

Feel for Ella, she'd have nailed that note usually, she did that high note before.