X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

Reporting for duty.

Signing in. I really hope Cardiac goes,or Rylan. I'm not hopeful of either.

I think the judges should do the 'monster mash' as a cabaret opener - like the fabulous judges performances on the Voice

I'm watching Paloma Faith being self-consciously kooky on Strickly.

OK so, bets for the bottom two? I think Tower Block Jade and Kye. Or maybe Dysentery, but I think the boybands are usually safe enough.

Any love for Rylan? He is good fun and I hope he gets through _

I think most of us are doing the Mummy 'ignore attention seeking behaviour' thing when it comes to Rylan. I don't care much about him either way.

Rylan is as much fun as piles, the attention seeking fame whore
One Katie Price in the world is 2 too many

I can't stand another week of him, or Cardiac, really.

Putting the kids to bed and pouring the wine

I wimped out part way through last night, DP was out so I watched it on my own. Without someone to laugh at it with, I was overwhelmed by the awfulness of it all and had to retire to my bed.

I couldn't watch it alone (as in without my imaginary friends in the puter) - too depressing. Like drinking alone in a Travellodge.

Hellooo.

I'll be in and out. The dCs want me with them for some inexplicable reason in the living room.

Evening ladies.

I can't even remember who I predicted would be in the bottom 2![hblush]

Yes, I got a bit depressed.

Evening all, final two prediction of Jade and Christopher here.

Cardiac to go.

Hopefully.

I hope Cardiac goes, but I doubt he will somehow!

In fact, I reckon Cardiac to go and he'll try and sell all the dirt on behind the scenes, not gt a buyer and so he'll come on here and dish it up in nice, big portions for us.

Have they changed Dullisa's intro vid clip or was she always simpering like that?
Oi think she's upduffed, that's why they made such a fuss about the fagging.

Bloody Apeface and his horrible single

Aww, dd1 (6) loves Fun. But she's fallen asleep.

Robbie's new song is painfully bad.

Evening.

Cardiac and Kai in bottom two. I wish to let neither entertain me again.

Especially given the lack of wine in the orange household this evening. Although I do have maltesers......

Fun always look so miserable. I like that.

Nicotine patches eh? Upduffed.

Christ, has Nicole's dress fallen down already?

Tulisa looks quite nice tonight! [hshock]

Here.

I hope they all go. But I would miss this thread.

Sue- they do, don't they? It's great listening to a 6 year old (who is tone deaf, bless) singing along to their songs...

There was a rumour on the Mirror website that Lucy needed a Blue light taxi on Thursday night after too much booze!

Deffo an upduffage situation here.

I predict none of her singers will win, so she'll nab all the Christams headlines with her bump reveal.