X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

Such professionalism. And what wonderful breath control.

This so utterly shit

THis is shit. Sorry Robbie. THink it is out of tune, but so tuneless it is hard to tell.

Minge Cringe

@ desert flaps

Vagine bad-dream?

He is a fat twat. But Louis is loving that!

Ha. I have Minge Cringe too, Sue.

Totally overrated singer, imo.

Look at Shitsinger.

OK so, I have Minge Cringe AND Desert Flaps cos of the ApeFaced Gurner.

In that purple poloneck, he looks even more like a giant penis than usual.

oh dear he really can't sing, can he [hides behind sofa with fingers in ears]

He sounds really breathless. Lay off the fags, Robbie.

When did he get so so bad - he shouldn't be allowed to do live anymore!

That tape is going to take some clearing up! Bit OTT I think.

Shitsinger almost wee'd when he went near Louis. Show the woman a mucky mag and she'd likely explode.

Bless his little chunky chops

This is just a truly shit song.

My parents are cousins, I think. My paternal gran's brother was married to my maternal grandad's sister . Or something.

No. No I am not jpining in, in any way whatsoever

Im also a Robbie fan.

Very entertaining, especially live.

I bet Barlow is sat there thinking, 'why the FUCK are you more sucessful than me?'

no, don't stand up judges, you'll only encourage him

He does Bof. A giant purple cock with a fob watch.
I think he found the weight that Bazza lost.

He really is a chubster these days isn't he?

I used to love Robbie Williams...

THAT was awful