X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

I think it was tatics. Jade is more competition than the Babyshits, so get rod of her so their acts stay in longer!

Sue, we knew it was coming.

Should rename the show The Misogyny Factor. [hangry]

Fuck off Dermot

"At least you get more time for the school run"

Oh YAY!

Yes Dermie, she can spend a bit more time on the school run.. gggreat

I'm at this decision.
And how is Nanfucker still in it. How?
Oh and thanks for his new nickname Bof

'Sadly we've lost another one and what a lovely one as well'

Is he reading a script or is this his own personal, patronising vaccuousness spilling out all over the place?

Well if Bart and dermot call me tonight the answer will be no after tgat

I need Downton to soothe me

"Still, now at least you get to spend more time with that beautiful daughter of yours " .FFS Dermie, pat her on the head why don't you.

Oh well. No surprises this week. See you all for no surprises next week.

That was a rubbish result. She didn't do great, but she was much better than the others. Maybe they want the wanky Cockwomble that is rylan to win. Maybe they don't want another series?

I'm going to watch the beginning of Xtra Factor, I think.

< marches off in a huff to Dragons Den, muttering obscenities >

Right night all

See you next week for another sexist, patronising instalment!

i need to do ironing. Am pissed, figuratively and literally.

See y'all next week.

And PLEASE - if you see NanFucker on a train, near a bus - PUSH HIM. Thanks.

She's a pretty little thing and didn't she do well? But never mind, best pop off home to the kiddies and let the young boys, who want it so very much, have a go. After all, they're 17, they've been a band for 20 minutes. They've paid their dues.

So, all the mothers are out of the competition and back at home where they belong, or something like that

In fact, shouldn't all the female contestants be doing some caring duties at home? Hasn't Ella got a nan to be hoovering for?

Scherzinger was jealous of Jade. I could tell that yesterday with Jade in her sexy rubber outfit.

Poor Jade. She was so resigned to being given the boot. Great poise, I thought. Unlike the incoherent Shitsinger.

Am still cross this morning . Wankers.

Are we really going with NanFucker? You know what'll happen the minute one of us puts it in a title...

Do it

Definitely NanaFucker.
It is truly inspired.

Not sure about the semantics of NanFucker, given he'd be more interested in the Grandads.

NanBait?

I'm cross too, but I was furious last year about the praise heaped on Wand Erection when they couldn't (and still don't) harmonise.