X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

I would vote these fuckers out too

I would too Greeny. But then I also fancied him from Suede and him from Placebo back in the day, this is just more of the same.

Durge durge durge durge....

This isn't music, it's noise.

< old fucker >

It was the Halloween theme wot confused him, guvnor! He also finds it hard to believe that Rylan is gay. The innocence.....

I am 43 and this is my favourite song atm. I am sadly crushing big time on the lead singer.

In fact, I am going to download their album.

How can you lot not know who these are?

Get with it Grandmas!

Cardi, me either and I have a16&18yo. I shall have to stop letting them playing their iPods through my car stereo, although I have to say I have become to like Noel Gallagher now!

lol at Kyesones the fungal condition around the goin. Poor chap. He's among the better singers in the competition this year.

I don't have anyone I'm really GUNNING for this year - last year I wanted to get rid of the fey oirish shoite every week, and that woman with the freaky long fingernail who they kept dressing up in shiny purple binliners, but this year they're all a bit meh and characterless, aren't they? Well, apart from RylJordan.

Fun is the crappest name for a band ever.

From Twitter:

Dan Wootton
@danwootton
Message from a long-time X Factor staff member today: 'Maloney is the most disliked contestant backstage ever.' Even more than Cher Lloyd!

Ooooh Sue do you mean Brian Molko? I used to have a naked picture of him on my profile but one day it disappeared - I think one of the MNHQ stold it all for themselves - and I can't get it back. He is still beautiful. Yy to Brett from Suede as well.

I am also a SUCKER for a man in braces. That and a cowboy hat - give me the proper Fanny Gallops.
Too much Little House on the Prairie at an impressionable age I should think.

Yy Sue though Brett from Suede and Placebo were at least born in the same decade as me, probably. This feels wrong but I don't want to be right

Who is cardiac?

Sue- i loved Brian Molko. He was gorgeous, in a very girly way.

Christopher, Griggs.

Love to have some fun with the lead singer of Fun

I thought the lead singer was v cute too until he had kermit voice.

Sue - Brett yes, Brian - not on your nelly

Mmm, that's cheered me right up. Would have been better after the filth that is ApeFace, as palate cleansers.

I can easily believe that Cardiac is as bad as Cleggy. Worse? WORSE?

Brian Molko in the Nancy Boy video pretty much set my sexual preferences forever more. DH looks like a mixture of him and Billy Joe Armstrong

fanny gallops I nearly rolled off the sofa laughing.

oooh, the fanny gallops....

I have been trying to get that into conversation. But since I spend most of my time with a 2 year old, it seems wrong

Ooh! Sue, did you see that programme about George Whatsisname's Small Spaces? Had a delicious gentlemen in braces and a hat on it renovating a caravan. Lovely.