X Factor RESULTS! ApeFace Guesting and FINALLY a Monster Mash-Up?

[SuePurblybilt]

Come one, come all for the weekly venting of spleens.

Bella, did I ever . He was LOVELY until he opened his mouth - bit of a disappointing voice.

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I'm also told Chris Maloney spent a lot of time outside the studio today...voting for himself! #XFactor

Woah, Cardy's got a really exciting album out eh? ..not

Result!

Just found some Limoncello in the cupboard!

Mmm Brett. Compare him wiith monkey boy...
That new Candy thing is like a poor mans Pulp Common People.

Who is Dan Wootton?

A bit late I know but dulisa really shouldn't be updiffed by the prat in the hat as they are related (i think)

Jade and district 3 in bottom two, jade to go home.

Mike - latest rumours say Dulisa is stepping out with a sort off of Shameless. Jody summat...

Yes Sue, he suffers from David Beckham 'Look Don't Listen' Syndrome.

Tom Daly was at SCD last night!

I am drinking too much wine despite having a personal taining session in the morning

Tom Daley didn't get that tan in a swimming pool

Do you think it's the first time cousins have married in that dynasty then Mike ?

They are cousins I think Mike. She was with the other one (....Fazer?) for a while but not any more.

I see the judges agree with me.

Whose cock was it she kept slapping into her head in that weird video? Was that Fazer's or someone elses?

And me Boff. The big copiers.

Wooton is a sleb reporter. Apparently. I didn't know either.

Oooh Robbie Williams! A man who has been giving me fanny gallops for more than 20 years! Longer than DH in fact!

GAH. Is there an opposite to the fanny gallops? Minge Cringe?
I have it.

Who said he was plumping up for the colder weather? YY.

Desert Flaps, Sue.

Robbie gives me Desert Flaps.

Like a sea urchin doing that sucking up thing?

YEAH ROBBIE, DAMN RIGHT!

Robbins is a perfect example of how an average singer can have a good career when they know how to entertain the masses!!

Keep note all contestants