Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

Poisonous flowers.

yes, cos in Leatherbridge you can turn up at a and e and be seen straight away. Not wait 4 hours. Oh no.

Gobby is auditioning for cbeebies. She can do singing, and I can Cook.

Gregor Trask. Made up name. Like Kingsley Apollo.

Is Bev a childminder? Has she dumped the mindees on Gobby? Is she qualified?

MN would have a field day with this. A child minder leaving kids with someone not registered. And now Gobby is questioning the (alleged) parent.

Can't watch it until later today. However, I'll share the cheese and biscuits with MsN, as I don't like chocolate either. Thought I was the only one.

oh ffs. This is cringey.

Bloomin' heck. Jas is getting the quickest finishers on the planet!

I am a childminder would IBU for leaving the mindees with the Gobby neighbour?

Oh no. Tug of love in Gobby's house. We need Beefy Plod to come and sort it.

She could take over from Granny Murray on Me Too!

Cherry doesn't look peaky, she looks orange

grouchy coldy baby went for a nap at 13.40! A whole episode in peace :) Bliss

even had a shower and feel almost human

Good on Gobby for not letting the lad go, but how did the mum/dad know he'd be with someone other than the childminder?

Where's Elaine and her Beanbags of Woo when you need her?

Sparkling you can't call him Beefy! I insist. Bleeeeurgh.

She left a note on her door, saying she'd left them at Gobby's.

Also - doesn't Jas get paid by the minute? Wouldn't she want to keep them, ahem, 'going' a little longer...?

Oh no Jas!!

There was a note on the door makes

I wonder if Gobby is automatically crb checked, cos of Gobbyplod, and her job?

I can't stand this Jas thing.

Er....

Heston snoring

Don't you have to have childcare qualifications though and a house that is child friendly?

It's all getting a bit risque for an afternoon.

Elvis

'Tickles your pickle' Bleurgh.