Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

BAH today methinks.

very BAH, Sparkling

What is all this crap with the waitress and the pill and Jas and TBFE?

I can't abide Jas.

'got to keep my strength up!!
To Mrs T as well!

I don't understand

She had a pt job- it wasn't exactly lap-dancing.

I think he is angry because she was falsifying records.

No, sorry not feeling the sympathy for Jas. Yawn.

'I'm dead'

Well, that was BAH. All that fuss over a waitressing job she had no need to cover up.

Tomorrows looks a bit more promising.

And they showed Cherrys belly so my 'pregnant IRL' thought is blown out of the water. Damn!

I saw an ad for something like Ryvita earlier and Melody was in it. Not seen her in anything else since she left Doctors.

Sorry, that was a bit random, wasn't it? Maybe I should write for Doctors.

Wasn't Melody in the Sun Bingo Sun Bingo ads as well(dot co dot uk). Haven't seen her in a proper TV show since Doctors. hmm dsn

Sorry sorry sorry but I missed a bit - when i left the room, Jas practically had the job but when i returned she was crying on the floor - who vetoed her?

TBFE vetoed her. Bit of a daft storyline (what's new)?

• Jas convinced TBFE to take her on full time
• Jas's old waitress 'buddy' talked her into prescribing her the Pill (she'd been with another Doctors Practice and said she'd always had it and it was fine)
• Jas wrote prescription but then changed her mind after finding out the waitress had migraines and shouldn't be on the pill
• She then altered the online medical records of the 'buddy' or didn't record it all all but TBFE had seen 'buddy' with the prescription in her hands so he said he would no longer offer her the full time job as she wasn't trustworthy / had broke the rules

I think that's right but don't quote me!

at all

Thanks msnobody, I did wonder where that Pill storyline was going...

Can anyone do me a summary today please? I have bedrooms to re-decorate, duvets and pillows to buy and a DD that wants to go to Frankie & Bennys. At least I can read the update while we are waiting for the crap food.

Ta muchly!

Just watched yesterday's. Wish I hadn't bothered

Won't be able to watch today's until this evening. Would also appreciate a summary!

ok- how many times this episode is Jas going to mention she is skint?

Heston flirting with new locum

This wtf storyline had better be good.....

ok- so far, a woman who appears to be an alcoholic, has woken up after a night out at the W.I. She's a journo. The paper printed her obituary

new locum is an attractive older woman. We know where this is headed....

alcoholic's husband looks like Gandalf.