Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - TBFE sees a SDTP wearing a waterfall cardigan and thinks 'WTF?'

[MsNobodyAgain]

Welcome one and all to the fan club of the afternoon soap 'Doctors'.

For any newcomers , explanations as follows:

TBFE: The Bloke From Emmerdale (Ian Kelsey who plays Howard)

SDTP: Saddo Doctors Thread Partakers (which we all think know we are but we love it anyway).

Waterfall cardi: Apparently these are a MN no-no but it's a wardrobe essential to a SDTP.

Gobbyplods: Karen and Rob Hollins, aka 'the only plod in the village'

Beanbags: are now being Freecycled and will be passed on to other lentil weavers.

needless to say, Jas hates locum

'Not dead certificate'.

does such a thing exist, Sparkling?

Probably in Doctors Raahh.

So, person who proclaimed woman dead, is the woman's sister.

Hands up who cares about the not dead sisters.

Well we haven't had a bickering aging sisters story for a while, I suppose....

Ooooh a duel.

What the bobbins is going on?

Jas is going to try sex lines...

Someone has to do a summary of this. Bagsy not me.

Jas is just a walking disaster isn't she. It's getting boring now.

and the sisters are going to kill each other playing squash

Oh no is she dead now?

oh, g'wan, Sparkling

'extra cash'- Jas Bingo!

Oh no- get the undead certificate back out....

the husband wrote the obit!

OOOh have these 2 got previous???

The not-dead sister has borrowed one of Elaine's scary necklaces

Bring back the funny WTF storylines FGS.

Health and safety wedding ring. [confusing]

So, in summary.

Alcoholic former journalist reads her own obituary in the paper.
This was written by her sister, in collusion with alcoholic's dh, to shock her into sobriety.

New locum is attractive older woman. Heston gets excited.

TBFE is concerned about locum being too attractive. Probably because all his staff are married/divorced/shagging each other.

New locum encourages Jas to take up sex line work to make extra cash, after- you guessed it- Jas moaned about having no money.

Sparkling- you coward

plus, I may have missed out something important as I wasn't concentrating