X-Factor- auditions week 2, there will be tears and tantrums (probably)

[Raahh]

....and that's just the judges

taking my mind off the really hideous weather to get ready for tonight. Hopefully we'll get to see more than 3 acts

Bingo cards at the ready!

Ah, found it. Quiet tonight.....

I'm ready, got

I tried some no alcohol wine. It actually smelt and tasted like vomit. I am enjoying my iced water though....

Well, last week wasn't exactly brilliant. Probably put people off. May warm up, since there's nothing else on to watch

I have no alcohol due to raging toothache, so am looking forward to the tramadol kicking in, which should make the X factor experience even better

Well it's not X Factor without SOMEONE on Tramadol..... I'm sure there was someone last year. She said it made the experience much more fun!

Hope your toothache feels better soon.

I'm hoping this takes my mind off it. ooh, here we go.

Hello ladies, mind if I join you. I was with you all last year under a different name!

Welcome TutTut. Don't suppose it was you on Tramadol?

Now, I forget. Are we loving Barry or hating him this year? Cos Im still loving him

And is this guy auditioning for the Blair Witch Project?

Right - am in. Can't wait.

Probably!

These pre audition vids are just annoying!

See- the videos with auditionees before they audition...that's a bit suspect

passion for music- bingo!

since i was a little girl- bingo!

"I have a real passion for music". That's good to know, considering you're, you know, trying to be a singer.

Did we need to see him being waxed??

Ain't this love man needs shooting. God I hope he can't sing.

I'm thinking there will be some arguments between Tulisa and Rita tonight!

I'm not sure about Barry, he annoyed me abit towards the end.

Omg- who is this bloke??
I really hope he is shit

Oh jesus fecking christ - look at him, all his money, he looks awful.

Can i join please?

The pre audition interviews just means less singing. I'm here for the auditions, not for the shit ramblings of an Essex himbo.

No wine in the fridge so cradling dh's stella vier

Rita ora......really? She's a flash in the pan if ever I've seen 1

I have a feeling he is going to be awful!

DH just said, can we call these the "pre-rambles" as opposed to preamble.

The blazer is love. Right.

He's just after apart in TOWIE, isn't he

Gary Barlow looking hot as usual!!

Swoon