X-Factor- auditions week 2, there will be tears and tantrums (probably)

[Raahh]

....and that's just the judges

taking my mind off the really hideous weather to get ready for tonight. Hopefully we'll get to see more than 3 acts

Bingo cards at the ready!

Wow, extra congratulations to you Havealittlefaith, I'm so glad you've got what you finally wanted!

i don't envy the pregnant bit.

I still look pregnant, though.

Bloody hell, the ad breaks are just getting silly!

That's the thing Jux second one has talent, but first one has X-Factor

My baby is almost 16 cardi and is 6ft3! Not sure how that one happened!

Cardibach, mine is 13. I don't quite see how that happened!

Do we actually get to see any of them sing? Get on with it! ooh- not Mel b again.

cardi i just played that and 9yo dd1 said, mum what is that, it's lovely?!

She has a lovely voice.

Thank you HokeyCokey :)
I think so too, but may conceivably be biased!

I think number one was more 'caked in Max factor', than X factor. He will annoy me, I can tell!

Lorelilee, agree.

Oh I like her. Bit warbly but nice.

Whoa. Good voice but freaky exorcist eyes.

Just sing the bloody notes! Stop wandering all over the place.

Ooh, I liked that girl.

Lorelilee, I'll have a pint of whatever you've had! Are you serious about the first one having the XFactor?

TBH, I can see FF appealing to little girls, which is really what they want, and what passes for X factor on this show.

I am just cringing in anticipation....

Oh bloody hell, as if it wasn't bad enough Mel B is back.

I like her personality. Seems quite genuine.

Like her lots.

Victoria wood

She's great cardi! Better than most of the X factors offers. Great diction (which is important to me).

That last girl had weird eyes, kept rolling back in her head

Totally Fruttii - look at all the 'fantastic singer' dullards that have won....

She's a bit like that group of boys who were on Britains GOt TAlent. QUite like her. DIfferent anyway.

Ok. Kate Nash already exists.

Kate Nash meets Victoria Wood