X-Factor- auditions week 2, there will be tears and tantrums (probably)

[Raahh]

....and that's just the judges

taking my mind off the really hideous weather to get ready for tonight. Hopefully we'll get to see more than 3 acts

Bingo cards at the ready!

Hi, didn't realise this was back on.

Louis is confused apparently. Is this because he, for example, is a twat?

Oh FGS. ANd it's adverts because they wasted so much effing time on that fakebaked fuckweasel.

the blonde Judge is Rita Ora, who has had a couple of number ones, but her latest single sounds exactly like Pixie Lott, imo.

Fakebaked fuckweasle! Arf Arf!!

Oooh- can 'Fakebaked Fuckweasel' be our name for him? i like that. FF for short.

DD's watching Matilda, and I'm fannying about cooking dinner, so I won't be around
Am taping it of course though.

Oh Superstar, thanks for reminding me

Has Louis got a hair piece on? Have a look from the side.

Oooo Downton's coming.

Good job I've got no social life.

I'm here tonight! A couple of minutes behind, but will soon catch up. In my (limited) experience all blokes from Essex sond camp. He was better in the slow bit, but why through?

She's a real name dropper, Rita ora...

I had never heard of her. I've had to google .

WHY the long back stories? Is it because everyone who auditioned was just so completely rubbish that they have to fill in the spaces?

"a mash up that I've done". Bodes ill.

Bingo - have to do this.

Oh when they sing one of the judges' songs.

Now he's a little Jimmy Nail. Auf Weidersehn Pet guy.

An actual chimney sweep? As opposed to.....?

Music's my passion-Bingo!

Hello all. Some of you may remember me from last series threads or not

I will be watching the entire thing sober since I have recently discovered I'm up the duff :)

As opposed to Dick Van Dyke, clearly :o

ooh, congrats Havealittlefaith

Get Tulisa with her droopy eyes...

I think long back stories to make up for the lack of dipsticks in auditions now as we have plumbed the depths of the British 'I think I can sing and my family say I'm brilliant' population.

This guy is better than FF at any rate.

Congratulations HavealittleFaith

Hahaha. She only realised it was her song when the title was sung.