The X Factor

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Is it really that time again?
Are we going to have a thread about it?
The threads last year were better than the programme, I can't wait.
Who's in then?

Her tongue really is green, isn't it?

Sounds like half a dozen other songs, but good on her for trying...I think...

Mel B

'Sorry love, you're just shit, piss off'

Sje needs flogging with a birch, god damn right.

Very good point BOF

Welcome dylsmimi.

GOod on her, singing her own song! Bloody brave. Fair play.

The jelly tots effect

She is way too good for this programme. Something's wrong when the only way a talented 16 year old songwriter can get noticed is to whore themselves out to Louis and Mel.

Mel:

"what the fooook? He can't 'ear you love, he's dead"

Am on catch up, just seen the nurty Pink lady.

Even if they told her to do Pink, no excuse for the meltdowb!!

Gobbler ROFL

"what this show is about" from at least 1 judge.

I like the blowjob womans dress.

Dead amaze and totes emosh!

I thought only me and DH said that Eleanor

yy, bring back the birch. The campaign starts here.

She's great I actually saw her tonsils

Gracious. She was nice to someone.

What does Mel know about song writing? Surely she didn't contribute zigga zig Ahh!!

Why is Louis wearing Blake Carrington's hair?

Wow Mel, you totes did that to me with Stop Right Now. You really know what you're talking about.

rockinastocking bahahahahahahaahahah

I have always read your name as 'rockingstocking', suddenly you have a violent edge

lol at 'totes emosh' - going to teach DH that, he will love it.

Btw, where is Netto. She is normally on these threads.

Mel blates wrote the rap for "If you wanna be my lover"

Innit.