The X Factor

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Is it really that time again?
Are we going to have a thread about it?
The threads last year were better than the programme, I can't wait.
Who's in then?

Mel is annoyed because she's realised her hair's been dyed the exact same shade as her face.

Hope you don't mind me joining in? Dh is out & hates x factor anyway!!

She's 16?

Dead grandparent - BINGO

It's a tear jerker.

Cheers rock

Oh, here we go. Crying signposted.

Mel being set up for a massive fall here...

Bet grandad was deaf...

dylsmimi Welcome!

Or redemption

Mel vs Dead Grandad...

Mel B thinks she is nasty Nick.

Hello Dyls. Welcome, just join in.

I can't stand sob stories!

Cue "you're grandad would be proud"

Here she is! & Mel will cry and everyone will forget she's been a total birch!

Lol, Mel B thinks she is Simon Cowell.

Whys her tongue green?

Awwww..!

Bitch not birch!! Ha ha! Predictive text!!

Pmsl art Raah

She sounds like the flip flip personality that is Leona

I won't forget MelB has been a complete bitch. I have a long memory.

Quick! Gary stare meaningfully into the middle distance.....oh.

Why is this little cracker wasting her time with X Factor?

oh, she is lovely.

Sorry, birch