The X Factor

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Is it really that time again?
Are we going to have a thread about it?
The threads last year were better than the programme, I can't wait.
Who's in then?

Me, when's it back!

Who's the judges?

The X factor threads are the highlight of my year..really, I am that sad and I need to fill an Olympic sized void....

we had some cracking threads last year. Off course, we usually end up getting in trouble for being mean about the 'ickle children' who have not been forced at gun point to take part etc, and the winner will be shit, but it is Saturday night telly sorted for the next few months

Does it start this weekend? It feels like only two minutes since the Lidl Muffins won in their carazy leggings. (although in reality I was pregnant when the final was on and now have a 7 month old DC!)

Tomorrrow Frilly at 8 pm.
I was on the threads last year, and I remember a couple of pregnant posters
Have you name changed?

I was more of a lurker on the threads. They moved so fast that my input was limited. I'm trying to get a head start this year

Another one here who lurked along last year, will try and join in this time, rather than just reading funny bits out to Husband :)

Gary Barlow was on the ad - or was that a clip from last year?

Judges are Gary, Louis, Nicola Shitsinger (to replace Kelly) and Tulisa.
But also they are doing guest judges this year, and tomorrow it's going to be Mel B.
I can't wait.

I can't believe it's on already! I thought it was usually September when it started.

Oh well, close enough I guess! :o

Just read in the Daily Fail that Mo Farrah has been signed as a mentor. I do hope this is just the usually Daily Fail made up story.

at nicole shitsinger

Marking place for tonight.

I write to Tulisa for a photo for my DD back in January. Nothing. Quite a relief, really.

i really wish they had replaced Tulisa- she really was quite annoying by the end, and will be full of herself as the 'winning' judge. And I started off loving Barry, but went off him a bit . Very relieved Chezza hasn't come back though- all me me me . I only vaguely remember Nicole Shitsinger, when she did a stint as a judge. Can't remember whether she was a any good.

I do wish Simon would come back

Is it too soon to start the bingo card?

Never too early for bingo

according to the interweb Mel B is a right old cow and tells loads of people they have no talent and should stop deluding themselves.

I miss Simon too.
I do quite like Gary Barlow, but he's too nice, even when he's trying to be mean.
Oh yes, the Bingo card.
Where do we start?

Oooh good for Mel!!

lots of 110%, yes !

and you made that song your own etc...

I wonder who the ubiquitous, 'most -covered singer in the auditions' will be this year? Adele, again? Probably

I will down a pint of vodka the first time someone comes on and does 'Someone like you'...

In which case I am very much looking forward to Mel B's contribution.

The bingo card:

• I am the winning judge from last year (Tulisa)
• You made the song your own (Louis)
• Oh My Gaaaaaad! (Nicole)

Are they too boring ad obvious?

The bingo card can never be too obvious

Me, me, me.
The X Factor threads are the highlight of my year

I might appear on these threads and join in occasionally.

I'm like Raahh, I'm missing my tennis and Olympics.

Bit scary though...probably won't be long and there will be Christmas bits in the shops.

I can't be doing with Nicole Showusyerknickers, mainly as I hate her pretendy gay boyfriend.

Marking my place though I dont know how much ill be able to join in as dh will have the laptop abd these threads get too long for my phone to handle.

Am excited.

Apparently Jade will be back.