The X Factor

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Is it really that time again?
Are we going to have a thread about it?
The threads last year were better than the programme, I can't wait.
Who's in then?

No not yes no

'surgical work'

Go Gary.

Pmsl, I actually nearly peed a bit watching Shay :o

And that's it - straight to adverts. That was a whole segment, people.

It's a long time till Christmas.

Louis's hair is quite something. It could have an act of it's own.

See, The Voice was shit, but there were no ad breaks.

We missed the ad breaks

I miss Simon.

I'm planning to make myself an entire roast dinner in the ad breaks.

I'm planning to re-fill my port glass at every break and raid the jelly tots.

Lol Line

I miss Simon, too. God, what has my life become?

Ooh, Downton!

One person only in 20 mins. It gets worse.

my x factor baby is 2 next month. Nooooooooooooooooooo

No marrowfat beans on my plate Line urgh.

I saw them filming some of the Manchester auditions.....well, the crowds outside

Fireman sam!

I have X Factor teenagers, who have grown up with this shit.

what's 'laaarve'??

Is it bad pronunciation theme night tipi night, lots of mangled words being sung

Who the fuck is Barry please?

I know I'm being picky but

"nothins real but a laaav"??

Re: roast dinner. I've got the wine box open.

'You never know what's going to come out on that stage'

Gary Barlow, specialist subject: The Bleeding Obvious.

Evening all.

Bit late but don't seem to have missed much

Am still eating, so carry on without me

"Swindon" uh huh

"Asda Walmart" snurk snurk