The X Factor

[LadyBeagleEyes]

Is it really that time again?
Are we going to have a thread about it?
The threads last year were better than the programme, I can't wait.
Who's in then?

no mention of Steve Brookstein in the credits then??

It's time.

To face

THE MUSIC!

Where's boomy voice man?

Oh Christ, it's practically Christmas...

Here we go !

this bit is super duper naff

Anyone can join in!

yay

Gary Moobs

This is the bit where we go and get wine, right?

No funny jokes or leering over Barry until I'm here, k??

Gary is looking HOT

Hellloooo!

The MNer's sister was Graziella. She was lovely.

Has Tulisa actually done any singing since last year?

Can't stand Tulisa BORE OFF WOMAN

Right, DS3 in bed, off to get my and settle down to watch.

Barry obviously filmed his bit before the Olympics- bit dodgy there- it could have been shit!

yeah yeah, Tulisa , winning judge,...blah

Dotty Dot unfortunately yes, she's "yoooooouuuuuung" remember?

Nicole is Cher, isn't she?

Proper Cher, not Aldi Cher.

Oh, Tulisa was the winning judge last year?

Wtf have they given the audience?

And where is BIIIIG BOOOOOOOMY VOOOOIIIICCE GUUUUUY?

God no. I must have blocked it. Nicole is immediately ds's favourite judge for saying "bitch".

We need a diffetent host. Dermot is shit.

Ah, he likes Pixie Lott. Or The Gobbler, as she is affectionately known in the music press.