I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

LeBof- stab with spear Definitely

Jesus as a public schoolboy...I can't see it working.

Ha! Time waster!

The panel have also noticed that Jonathan has not taken his fake tan down as far as his neckal/chestal area.

oh bugger- the tennis is back on. I'm all of a fluster now...

I'm crying now.

Fame Hungry nobber

Oooo, weasel Jesus.

They would understand? Really?

ooh this bloke is a twat.

So he is shafting ticket buyers in a slimy way with no integrity? Judas is taken, mate.

More adverts?

West Midlands Safari Park is crap. Fact.

No no Boffles, they would understand. When they saw what it meant to him.

I VERY much doubt, tbf, that anyone bought tickets just to see him. He's really not that big a name.

Adverts are good- i can turn over quickly...

I've never seen JCS- I really want to. The 02 is a bit far. If it makes it to the Stockport Plaza, I'll go

I am in NI at the moment - have never seen so many drink drive adverts

unstable

The tickets are £££££££££s

Is that a beaver?

How much are they?

We have Acorn Antiques - the musical at our local atm. I am oddly tempted.

About £75 for a not that good seat.

I'd love to see Acorn Antiques!