I COULD STILL BE JESUS Sir Toady looks for a new star - are we in?

[SuePurblybilt]

Tim Minchin is to be Judas. Chris MOYLES is to be Herod (does he die? I do hope so) and Lord ALW, the grinning gargoyle himself, will be choosing Jesus every Saturday night on ITV.

NEWLY SKINNY DAWN FRENCH AND DANCE BOT JASON DONOVAN ARE JUDGING!

this Saturday 7.25

Who is in then?

For seventy five quid I'd expect a fucking commode in the wings.

Where is Dawn French, does anyone know?

Oooh a Sunderland man

@LeBof

I love this song.

I'd want to be carried in by all the rejected Jesuseseseses and fanned with ALW's cheque stubs for £75

Oh dear. Good until the last note and sex face

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For £75, I would expect the REAL Jesus, frankly.

Could Jesus sing?

Did Jesus have big sandals to fill? You know what they say. Big feet - Son of God.

I think just let Lee Mead do it.

Oh, no, hang on, this one has the hair.

Well fed Jesus

He looks like the bloke from the IT Crowd...

SCREAM! I'm from Crosby!

I bet I know him. Wait. I'll figure out a connection. I did it with Marcus.

ROAR - he couldn't stop himself winking when he said Liverpool

He looks like a fat Laurence Llewellyn Bowen

Fat Laurence overacting with no Frizz-ease.

interesting.

at fat LLB

Have you y'know- Boffles? Do you know him in the biblical sense, that Jesus?

who is the 3rd judge?

I wasn't looking at the tv and for a minute there i thought it was Dale Winton.

I don't think so, Sue. Maybe just a handjob.

He is so not jesus