CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Thanks Mildred, I knew they must be wrong!

I think Chris has just been waiting for the right wench woman.

What, a butch 6 footer with a large rolling pin!?

Mr Bloom this morning had a squeak...turns out he needed his nut oiling sniggers childishly into tea

plus the dodgy way he says to the fennel..'hello my dear, haven't you grown'

Actually, Mr Bloom just became HOT! www.ashcroftmanagement.co.uk/images/faulks_ben.jpg

(the really bad thing is, DD is not even here.)

I thought Justin was gay as well. I'm sure I read that he was a 'confirmed bachelor.'

I remember seeing him interviewed on BBC breakfast once and he was at great pains to stress that he is actually an Act-or and would love to do SHakespeare.

Give it up Justin; you're Mr Tumble.

Justin is most certainly NOT gay!

A confirmed bachelor means...

He's single!

Send him my way!

Ooh he is not gay, he just hasn't met me the right woman yet.

I worked at CBeebies for a while... Chris is gay (sorry!) and has a boyfriend. Justin definitely isn't.

GnabGib is that said in a "Justin definitely isn't" because "I've been there" kind of way?

Or a

"I know someone who has been there" kind of way?

Ooo,

rubs hands together

Haha! Definitely in the "I know someone" kind of way I'm afraid, no good gossip there!

Alex is lovely. He even replied to me when I tweeted him (not stalking, honest!). Nice freckly arms - saw him in RL at a show in our town.

(Ben from Horrible Histories is the Actual Subject of my Lust, but he's CBBC..)

Oh

GnabGib drat it!

I'd have been stupidly excited if you had been there!

Where's the women who want to dish the dirt?

ohhhh tell tell! Knew he wasn't!

but really, tell us the goss!

Grins at horsey

Join me and celebrate Justins straightness with a beverage of some kind?

sniggers

passes comelywench the gin

How can Justin be straight and Chris gay?......the world's gone mad!

Sorry to crush any dreams! Can't say too much obviously, but I've met Chris's boyfriend and heard Justin talk about previous girlfriends. No first hand evidence with Justin I promise

Thanks stacking, helps herself to a large whiskey and settles in for the night

I knew it. I reckon he's a right little dirty sod and a bit of a ladies man. Its always the short, cheeky, chubby ones you have to watch, ya know.

Man mildred, you've been in denial for a loooong time haven't you!

C'mon, gnab, no whisperings you heard round BBC towers about our fav chubster? No rumours of something enormous stashed away in them trews? Any really filthy behaviour he's trying to hush up?

Ooh horsey thanks for that pic will never find it

No problemo Heffalumps (love the name btw!), i am a sad cow who spends far too much time googling tasty men fan too!

Indeed horsey

'Tis always the not so obvious ones...

Justin talking about previous girlfriends?

Ooo, now i wonder if he's had his broken!

I'll bottle the bitch

(That was a joke by the way. Yes, probably getting carried away in the excitement that Justin is indeed straight - like i thought!
And is a confirmed bachelor!)

clinks glasses with the chubster lovers

Obviously meant to say "had his heart broken....

yes, PROBABLY was getting carried away stacking

(I'll pin her down and you can go medieval on her ass)

chink chink

Lots of dirty bouncy sex does wonders for heartbreak i've heard. Worth a try anyway.

Sadly not horsey he (like lots of kids TV presenters) is very careful not to misbehave because he doesn't want to spoil his reputation. Definitely no rumours flying about the BBC regarding his trews! Very boringly, I can tell you he's really nice in person (and works constantly- but anyone who watches CBeebies will know that!)