CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

lol, i was just thinking that!

Shit!

It's the excitement.

Ahum.

Done Pear

Let me know what he says / reaction etc.

horsey

How do I photobucket? -
I'm using phone for internet temporarily -
I need to buy a new laptop!

Day off today -
Just remembered I need petrol again

rounds boys up shoves them in car makes for aforesaid petrol station

He's got it.
I gave it to him when he was on the phone to avoid my blushes.
He took the paper, looked at it, looked at me and I mouthed "my friends number" to him.
And he mouthed "oh" with a little smile.
And put it in his pocket.
Then I ran off.
The things I do.
;-)

faints

I'm so getting pissed tonight in celebration.

not that he'll ever call me the good boy that he is

nobhead

Please make my day complete and do us the next part of 50 Shades of Tumble!

If he calls me and asks me out -
I hope he knows I'm bringing you lot too!

blows a kiss to the Tumble Tarts

How exciting!! I'm on the edge of my seat for you stacking !!

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

BigHairy!

fucking can't believe it!

doesn't get too excited Justin will call he's probably got loads of better shags queuing up

I'm getting sloshed tonight -
And wiggling my arse to this -
My song for Justin -

m.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&client=mv-google&v=vMRgEFUAsYQ

PMSL -
I'm such a raver.

Omg sts!!! He will SO bloody call ya!!! Bet he can't believe his sodding luck!!! He's soooooo not the type of bloke who attracts women who are as pretty as you. If he doesn't call you, he must have a girlfriend, simple!! Please please let us know what happens!! We have to have a follow on thread from this now!! This thread has to go down in mn history now surely!!!

pear, you are a darling! bless ya thats fantastic!

stacking we'll be the people spying at the next table

I will definitely let you know if he calls -

Maybe through PM? -

The guy I shagged saw a few weeks ago wants to see me again.

sigh

I've been single for nearly four years now, a single mother to three -
Working my arse off to pay a mortgage by myself
ex a total utter waster moved to New Zealand with new bird doesn't see kids or support me but that's a different thread altogether
It's been really tough, especially the last 2 years -
But now -
I finally feel happy again.

Much of that is down to you brilliant girls and this thread
corny I know
But now the thread is nearing an end I feel it's the perfect time to say
Thank You

and Justin of course

I will forever be a Tumble Tart now.

Cannot quite believe Justin has my number, but that's just a small part of what's made me happy from this thread.

slaps self

Gin later girls?

YEY stacking So sweet to say you'd take us along too if he did ask you out but I wouldn't want to share him gate crash your date! Maybe a meeting at some point tho!

I'm intrigued to see the pic now! Lol

I don't know how to post it on here Pro

He won't call me -
It's Justin Fletcher!

Somehow -
I think he's more the type to keep the numbers as souvenirs rather than call you and make a date.

I shall not be holding my breath.

nonhead!
It's Friday -
More 50 Shades of Tumble?

That was supposed to be
noBhead

Ahhhh sts thats so sweet!! I disagree, i think justin will call. Like i say if he doesnt hes obviously got a girlfriend. What else is there stopping him from calling??? Its deffo not ya looks lol. Yeh, come on nobhead!!! Another installment before the thread goes!!

OMFG Stacking you will be livinng out our fantasy.It's the dream. I've just got to put DS to bed and then I will write the last filthy installment. You have to update us stacking he will defo call you. JUSTIN HAS YOUR NUMBER!!!!!!!! This thread is my all time fave and I have loved coming on here every night it's been sooo much fun. I love you tumble tarts.

aww stacking, i know the feeling - i will forever be a Tumble tart too! we must not lose touch and vanish into cyberspace but must make an effort to lurk all together on another thread!

Of course he will call. he smiled when pear gave him your number and he didn't bin it!

just think - his hands that would bring such wetness touched your phone number!

ohhhhh!

yeah, c'mon nobhead, more! i have to go and ride my horse and i'm terrified this thread'll go while i'm out!

Ok ladies here it is the last installment of 50 shades of Tumble and it will be dedicated to Stacking and the wonderful and downright dirty fuckfest love story she is about to embark on.
The final chapter "The date"
It was a Friday night but not a Friday like any other, no, tonight was Stackings first date with the one man she had fantasised over all this time. the one man her pussy throbbed and ached for, the one man who could satisfy her with his massive length....she was going on a date with Justin "loves a hard dirty fuck" Fletcher.
She had carefully chosen her outfit right down to her underwear, if his reputation was to be believed she would definately be getting serviced tonight.
The cab pulled up outside Justin's house. It was starting to rain quite heavily now and her dress became see through her nipples just showing through. His house was just like the one that was used in something special but it seemed grander somehow, perhaps because she knew what was waiting for her on the inside.
Stacking knocked on the door and waited for what felt like an eternity. The door opened
"Oh wow Stacking you look stunning in that dress, even better when you're wet"
Justin grabbed Stacking and pulled her close to him. She could feel him digging into her hip, he was definatley glad she came. Justin kissed her deeply and passionately, his tongue was full and warm as it explored her mouth. He began frantically pulling off her dress, kissing and biting her neck. He pushed her up against the wall and began ripping off his clothes. As he stood there naked Stacking admired Justin's form- he wasn't the most athletic guy but she knew he would go the distance especially with his generous length.
Justin dropped to his knees and began lapping at her freshly shaven vadge. Pulling apart her labia he concentrated his efforts on her clit gently sucking and flicking it with his tongue until she came spectacularly.
After pleasuring her so expertly Stacking wanted to return the favour. She grabbed Justins hand and led him over to the chair in the corner of the room.
"Tie me up, I want you to take me into insanity"
As Stacking tied Justin's hands and feet to the chair he seemed to grow harder and harder- she couldn't wait to have his cock in her mouth to pleasure him. She began by running her tongue up and down his shaft and then took his full length into her mouth opening as wide as she could to accomodate his extensive girth. She cupped his ball sack.
"Oh baby don't make me come yet, I want to be inside you."
*Stacking climbed on top of Justin and lowered her soaking wet hole onto his rock hard dick. She groaned as he licked her nipples and sucked her breasts as she rode slowly up and down him. She could feel her hole expanding further than it ever has and it felt so good it hurt. She moved quickly now she couldn't control herself until Justin squirted right up inside her, exploding majesctically as if it was the first time he had ever orgasmed.
"That was fucking awesome" he sighed loudly.
This was it the start of a true 50 shades of Tumble love affair. They of course fucked dirtily lived happily ever after.
That was it the last installment. i hope you have all enjoyed it as much as I have, I will miss you all and Stacking you'd better update us I want to know how this love story really ends. Much love xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Just brilliant nobhead!!! ill miss you all SOOOOOOO much!!! thanks for the laughs ladies, its been wicked. stacking, do stay in touch!!! if he does call i hope hes not a let down lol jokes! bye everyone!!

(Diverts eyes from Nobhead's concluding part)
Just thought I would say goodbye too!
Knowing Justin professionally and coming across this thread has been an experience to say the least.
I'm pretty sure, like Fabsi said, he will call, Stacking.
His reactions to the whole thing were good.
Bear in mind he is a very busy man, though!
I don't think, even though he seems (unbelievably) popular with the ladies, he gets passed many womens phone numbers.
Not that I know of, anyway.
Either way, it went into his pocket (back pocket of his jeans, get in!) ;-)
Lovely talking with you all,
Bye!

sobs

Oh -
My lovely lovely Tumble Tarts -
and fabsi BigHairy Pear and all the others who joined in
I will miss this thread greatly.

You have all made such a difficult time for me -
So much more bearable.

Just how much, you will never know -
As Justin has been our sole source of pleasure conversation.
But I will always be eternally grateful to you all

horsey
We pretty much came out as Tumble Tarts right from the beginning.
It's been quite a journey!
xxx

fabsi
One day -
You will realise your deep wet hot longing for Justin also.
It's a matter of time

Pro
I have enjoyed your fantasies of bondage and even robbed a few for nights alone
Enjoy the panto and let me know if and when you book!

Pear
Wow.
I feel humbled and very shocked Justin even remembered me -
I was an adolescent wreck!
Maybe it was the shaking?
Not met many vibrating women before?

imagines Justin removing his jeans and my number falling out

shudders

And finally.......

nobhead
What can I say? -
You have made this thread such sheer fun and so incredibly enjoyable!
And you dedicated the final chapter to me

sniffles

Until we meet again -
Farewell my dears

xxxxxxx

Raises Gin to the best thread on mumsnet

This HAS to go down as the all time classic MN thread- how do we arrange for this thread to be given such an accolade?

I luffs you all!

I think to classicify (no, that is a word, honest) the thread you have to nominate it via the report button over there in the corner. I may well have dreamt that though..

You all have certainly gone some way to raise Justin in my humble tumble estimations..! the gin helps

This thread CANNOT end!! I've lurked and cried with laughter at some of the posts, and I don't think I'll ever be able to watch mr tumble/Justin's house/gigglebiz with a straight face again, but it's been one of the best threads I've ever read. You have to start a tumble tarts thread and link it here... I'm dying to know if he calls/texts

oh God, i'm actually tearful! i got here just in time!

stacking, my darling, 'twas you and i at the start - you are my fellow Tumble tart and this thread has been so much fun because of you. please let me know if he's hung like a donkey he calls you!

nobhead - you are inspired. you should be a professional dirty writer! thank you thank you!

tumble tarts et al - i luff you all!!

sobs

farewell my dirty little darlings
waves and sobs

I've linked it to the classics thread here
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/394563-nominations-for-inclusion-in-mumsnet-classics?msgid=33333561#33333561

nominate it to get it in!