CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Oh Boogie Pete is a sweetie.

I knew Chris would never show me show me anything but he's lovely, especially when he plays the piano....

Boogie Pete started off OK and then got all weird and LOOK AT ME, ME, ME, when they changed the format to write out the female co-presenter and replaced the clips of dancing pre-schoolers with a choreographed group of stage school kids in coordinating outfits.

Andy.

I'd like to experience a 'Wild Adventure' with him!

Oh my days!!!!! Andy? - Lanky, too much hair, looks like a butch woman? Sid - probably the most acceptable, but lacks any kind of charisma? Miles Jupp? Is that not ARCHIE??? Slightly creepy geek who lives in a pink castle? Mr Tumble - dear god, this is really worrying. Overweight, completely self indulgent, me me me type with the most annyoing voice! (Met him last week, moody git IRL!) I just think, well, my crush on Marco Pierre White is pretty acceptable after all. Phew!

Chris Show me Show me Chris? He's not too bad, camp. But very lovely looking. Mr Maker, Boogie Pete and Chris from Doodle Doo - not TOO bad. But these would be desperate measures, yes? Laughed at Mr Bloom and the needledick comment!! [Grin] he so has, hasn't he? Sniggers.

horsey Miles Jupp is pretty nice in real life. If you haven't seen it, check out Gary Tank Commander - he plays Captain Fanshawe - daft and bumbling, but very, very cute

Ohh a night of usless googling research beckons!
Fabsi - Yep its bad I'll admit, but hey I haven't had sex for aggggeeesss! Plus, I'm not leaving Marco Pierre White out - he's on the list too!

Miles Jupp has just written a very funny book called Liar in the Heat about how he pretended to be a cricket correspondent on the tour to India a few years ago.

Definitely Chris from DoodleDo as many friends think he looks like my DH!!

Chris from Show Me Show Me is UTTERLY ADORABLE. I want to mother him and cherish him and hold him and oo-er.......too many sleepless nites methinks!!

But seriously......Chris I Love You!! (Are we definitely definitely definitely sure he's gay?)

Jumps to Justin's defense

fabsi he is not that overweight!

That's part of his sexiness! I'd sit and feed him cake and chocolate.

(I was going to say i'd sit on him and feed him cake and chocolate

Shit.
Just did....
But anyway, i don't think he's up himself, but then, who knows?

Seems like a very nice person to me.
Show me Show me Chris does SEEM gay. He's cute too.
horsey I too haven't had sex in soooooooo long!

I use this as my excuse for lusting after the unconventional types too.

Worrying.

STS - he is actually fatter than i thought he would be. And alot shorter. After meeting him, my opinion of him has changed. Maybe that's incredibly judgemental of me. My ds adores him and was disheartened when justin wanted to rush away after a photo. Seemed to be trying to avoid conversation etc. He was unhappy and seemed to really not want to be there (he was at ds school picking children for something special) either it was an off day, or he's a moody git. I would have to favour him being more of a moody bugger IRL. No one can be that chirpy all of the time. The woman who was with him was moaning too, how it's taken them hours and hours to do this and that, because parents and children slow them down with wanting their pictures taken with him. Well, pardon us!! She was bossing him around too, justin do this, justin do that. I have often wondered if he's gay, but me and a friend took ds to watch the live show in the front row, and justin was definitely perving over my best mate. Should have poked his eyes
And so, my conclusion is, cbeebies definitely does NOT have totty.

Well i've never met him fabsi so i suppose i can't really comment.

He always comes over really well on tv and in the interviews i've seen.

But then, yes, it could all be an act.

:(

(mopes off)

Don't you worry stacking, i'm sure he'll live up to your idea of him! What man would be grumpy when they have a woman sitting on them feeding them cake!? Bet you he'd be cheerful then lol!

Haha! horsey

Mmm....

What a lovely thought...

He always lives up to my expectations....

.... In my head

I know what the problem is.
Its no sex and Justin is so wonderfully naturally talented with children.

As we all know, that is a very rare quality.

He's also not your typical fit bloke material.
They're usually the filthy ones.

slaps self round face

Plus he has that cheeky kinda look- def filthy i reckon. Not like these self obsesses blokes who think they are all gods gift and don't even need to try, i think he'd be up for anything!
Well, he was last night....

Hahahaha! horsey

My thoughts exactly!

He's got that naughty little glint in his eye.

The kind you see with someone who would take you by surprise.

Of course, i could be totally overthinking this!
I have too much time on my hands during this night shifts...

One needs to pass the time somehow

Bad thoughts about Mr Tumble help immensely.

First Officer Ditty from Rhyme Rocket has ousted Mr Bloom from the number one slot in this house. Alas my DS adores all things Justin & Andy...not such an attraction.
Another (likely wasted) vote for Chris from
Show Me, Show Me too.

Sid and only Sid

and I've seen Justin in the flesh at it were in his Captain Adorable outfit, he is rather fat and quite short but seemed very pleasant. This was in Sainsbo's when they were filming, he smiled at me during a break in filming but DS2 ignored him so I coudn't go over and meet him get DS to meet him

I definitely find Lord Tumble oddly appealing compared to the rest of the Tumble family/Justin

My brother was at school with Chris from Show me show me. Sorry ladies, apparently he didn't seem interested in ladies 20-odd years ago so unlikely he's changed his ways in the meantime.
And second 'sorry ladies'... Fancying Justin is sick in every way. He's an egocentric fat arsewipe who fancies only himself. Bleurgh!

I have harboured a secret crush on Mr Bloom for a long time, right up until Eugene's needledick comment...now perhaps I am cured

But Justin? Honestly?

wraps Justin in a blanket, wipes his tears away and reassures him with a rub and a cuddle that he really is the best

In other words....

Grooms his apparently large ego.

We don't care do we Stacking. We want to do very bad things to him love him!

Oh - on show me show me this morning they were talking about bananas. Cue Chris holding one saying 'i love the shape' snigger

Also - Mister Maker was 'trimming my bush' BIG snigger