CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

Is Chris Jarvis really gay???

Chris is gay?! please no

yy to Mr Bloom ''let me show yer what I've got'' - oh go on then , Sid, First Officer Ditty, Captain Carrington

Mister Maker looks about 3' tall

I remember someone posting on here that when they saw Andy they couldn't help but think Fatima Whitbread and Melvyn Hayes had a good night a long time ago

Marco Pierre White BOAK BOAK

I wouldn't kick the Doodle Do bloke out of bed

MildredIsMyAlterEgo you're shocked Chris is gay?

I'm shocked you're shocked!

I'm half tempted to go on iplayer just to see Mr Maker talking about trimming bushes!

Then all of a sudden, i wonder what my life has come to...

Would like to remind everyone DC no longer watch cbeebies!
I have found myself, on occassions, watching Justin's House...

Alone.

"Justin's House is the place you want to play in...."

Its right at the biginning stacking so you wouldn't have to watch the whole thing...did make me larf!

Yes horsey

I watched

immaturely Laughs at Show me Show me Chris liking the shape of bananas!

Gosh, there's an awful lot of secret chubby chasers here!

Have to say Andy is my personal favourite... but I like Sid too.

Not so secret Daisse. My dh is a bit of a chubster.

stackingtheshelves I refuse to believe it, in fact, lalalala I'm not listening

I think of it not a chubby chasing, but offering a service...by the time i've finished exercising him, Justin will be half the size of mr adorable! Honestly, i'm such a humanitarian!

Mildred, you cannot fight it. You do have to listen, just to watch him! c'mon, there is NO way that guy is straight! Camper than a row of tents!

Actually, i'm sure officer ditty of rhyme rocket is too. its the earrings.

Mildred Maybe there's a chance of converting him?

He likes bananas apparently

Daisse Normally, i'm most definitely not a chubby chaser!
I really cannot say why i'm so attracted to Justin.

It's either one of two things...
Or possibly both?

1. I haven't had sex for a very long time which has led me, for some really strange reason, to become attracted to your, less masculine obviously attractive man - therefore leading me to want to dangerously corrupt a naive, passive and shy looking bloke (in this instance -Justin)

Not so self assured in the looks department...

...But has acres of genuine warmth and obviously likes the odd cake or two.

Or

2. Justin really is the filthy animal my head keeps telling me.

I'd like to think both.

or possibly the fact that maybe he needs big clown trousers for a reason... and it ain't his waistline!

Sniggers loudly at horsey

I love that idea.

Just throwing it out there but what about Robert the Robot from Justin's House? He fires up my RMP1 player anyway! :)

Mr Tumble is well endowed?

I've heard this somewhere before.

Or was it my imagination again?

Hahahaha Dot

nah. he is massively overshadowed by Justin unfortunately. Funny thing is, like stacking i'm def not a chubby chaser either! mind you, good thing about chasing chubbies is you don't have to chase them far before they're knackered and you can pounce!
stacking, everytime he says 'waait' i wonder if he got something caught!

Oh no.

Everytime he says that "waiiiiittttt" now - i'll be thinking he's got his knackers caught in his zipper.

Sighs

Refuses to confess she would help him free them no end!

Maybe we have serious psychological problems. I must admit, when I'm DD's watching Justin i wonder if i find him more appealing as Mr Tumble or Justin. But then, my twisted little mind tells me they both exist so maybe i wouldn't have to choose!

Another vote for Mr Bloom here. I'd be quite keen to be "bedded down for the night".

I also have a bit of a thing for Chris - he's gay!!??? Nooooo!!
My gaydar has always been a little bit "off". Oh well I can still enjoy his work.

horsey

I have to agree, i really do sometimes wonder.

I find him more appealing as himself.

In his tight fitting waistcoat and trendy jeans.

And for a chubbster - don't he half have some energy?

Ooo, the grubbiness going through my head now

opens the gin and lights a fag

pours another whisky

He's a right bouncy thing, isn't he! mmmmm. def a devient. will have to take him in hand sniggers again right away. for his own good, you understand.

just for you stacking encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRcLoJMIO6mCmd-0K1XyMBbTyA21J4iWBjcXKaE3BBpG3QPE9CWyA

comelywench Ignore this lot, Chris is not gay

What a lush picture horsey

Most definitely has that glint in his eye there!

(Admits that could be the gin)

"He's a right bouncy thing" makes me think of bouncing on him.

Mildred my dear...

pours Mildred a glass of gin

Unfortunately, it seems that he is gay.

sigh

Alas! Do not fear!

There's always a boyish haircut and a strap-on