CBeebies Telly Totty... Fess-up!

[AbiSimone]

What's wrong with me... I think I have been subjected to far too much CBeebies television, and not enough adult conversation! Of late, I have found myself developing a crush for one of the presenters: Andy Day. My LO idolises him, especially his latest programme, and I must confess he's become my guilty pleasure. Am I alone?

i know - he's never off the tv! oh well, the truly deviant are often very good at covering it up. Glad to hear he's nice though, you never really can tell!

High fives horsey

GnabGib - It doesn't surprise me at all to know Justin is really nice in person.

As i've said in past posts, he always comes over really well.

Blows raspberry in fabsi's face

Ooo, horsey lots of dirty bouncy sex would undoubtedly get him over those rotten evil bitches in his past!

(disclaimer - just my opinion)

I'd gladly be his dirty secret.

And, oh my! I would adore to think he's covering up some kind of filthy to-do.

swigs gin and chain smokes 10 fags in a row

Finally admits she needs a good seeing to....

knocks back another whiskey
Man its going down easy tonight...

Ohh, i bet he is. no one can be squeaky clean ALL the time... I bet he regularly has mad all night shagathons with handcuffs, bullwhips and lots of alkeyhol...hmmmmmm, has another image of being tied up by Justin while he licks whiskey off her....

bet there's cake involved too.

oh dear. I think i may have to steal him.

horsey

You have just read my mind!

takes a swig of your whiskey

His little innocent face, buried in my bosom.

Lovely

wonders if Justin's House has a secret dungeon with straps on the wall

He has got to be a dirty dog.

grabs the whiskey in a feverish manner
ohhhh his own dungeon! I bet he has!
Cheeky little chubster strapped to the wall. oh yes.

so so dirty. No one can be that bouncy and chirpy on tv and not be dirty.

I will never be able to watch Justin's House again.

Now just you tell me how I explain that one to DS when he asks for cbeebies? Huh? Huh??

LAUGHS OUT LOUD

cheeky little chubster strapped to the wall

What a gorgeous, delicious thought.

No one can be that bouncy and not beg to be bounced on at some point.

thinks of Justin begging

passes BigHairyFlowers the gin*

It stops the blushing

I like to think Justin likes secrets now.

Do what i do - put it on for DD, then sit in a corner rocking slightly trying not to have bad thoughts. Its true, once you have succumbed to the mental image once, you will always wonder about our favourite lil chubster!

ohh he does! i wonder if he bounces when he's tied up!? boing boing boing!

at horsey

So Funny!

And so true.

Or watch it alone, like me.

Much more enjoyable, it has to be said.

Oh horsey

You really have made my night!

Haven't laughed this much since my ex walked into a patio door!

no guilty thoughts about shagging the vouncer who is entertaining my DD. i wonder how old she has to be before i can go to his live shows?! can i borrow a child?! or rent one?!

I never got the chance to go and see any of his shows.

My DC have outgrown him now (9 and twin 7 y/o)

pours another gin

your ex walked into a patio door?! that is TOO funny! ha ha ha!

Def the way forward is rent a couple of kids, then abandon them at the venue so we can kidnap him and subject him to all sorts of dipraved pleasure!

casually reads thread back

I really, seriously, wholeheartedly - hope the man himself doesn't ever read this thread.

I sound like a gin swigging, chain smoking, desperate middle-aged mother of 3...

Who very regularly....
Of late...
Fantasises about shagging his brains out, while he's strapped to his secret dungeon wall.

Oh.

Ahum.

yes horsey he did. It was most amusing as he was a complete and utter wasting tosser fully deserved it.

I still think hes fat and u.g.l.y!

I did wonder what would happen if he googled himself....
But then a true dirty little deviant would, i think, be completely thrilled at the thought!

(I daren't read it back. i don't want to know!)

I bet hes googled himself!!! Hes to vain not to have done!!! And yeh, you just know he would be wanking furiously at the thought of all you dirty women wanting his fat ass! Snigger snigger

Jesus thats put me right off my sugar puffs!!

fasbi

I'm afraid to say - the thought of what you just said gets me all flustered.

Although, I do genuinely hope he doesn't read my self satisfying dirt about him.

nudges horsey

I feel like shit after all that gin last night!

Urrhhhh!!! STS what is wrong with you! Flustered at the thought of mr tumble bashing one off!!

Hes on. Justins frigging house. The smile on my boys face when it came on though!! Hes got hot underpants today and is wiggling his fat arse all over the stage.

gives fabsi evils

I love his chunkiness.

That includes his rear end too.