The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Poo I love Vince but that was shit.

Are they singing two songs?

Fucksakes, i hate it when they do that.

The song was called 'Keep on believing'? Well, we all KEPT on BELIEVING in you!

Yeah. Not that clever.

Coco, yes, I agree.

Bo looks like a Star Trek extra

Is it just me or is Holly's dress gradually slipping to reveal more?

Now, Bo. How many people were there in that marriage?

Holly and Vince good have squeaked together in their pleather clothes

What is that thing on bo's head?

Holly's boobs are probably a tool to keep people watching. Deliberate potential wardrobe malfunction.

I was thinking earlier that holly is gradually progressing o a point where he will just be fully topless...

I have so lost the will to live with this programme now.

Vince was shit :( liked him before.

Bo- uncanny, really.

I like people who agree with me

Ooo Tyler - Did a ghosty tell you....

Oh I'm being mean - I THINK I want him to win, but I am easily swayed as long as its not Bo

Even Holly's boobies are making their escape!

At least Holly had a built in, accessible mic holder....

Superfastgoggling there Frida. Or is that your screensaver?

bo

Right. I don't want anyone to win

Bo-eyed deer. No. can't stand the yodelling
ButlinsAdele. Is shouty but actually can sing
DeadMate'sMate. I've been disappointed by both the last two performances. Just not on top of it technically
VinceIdol. I like the variety of what he does. I think that's who needs to win, even though the last song wasn't that amazing. And even though that will make It'sAllAboutTheJessieJessieJessie be really annoying.

That's not jeffing busking. Busking is a manky dog on a strong, greasy cap and a geetar. not a STAGE.

I can't bear Bo or Danny. Dobbers.

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Eeeeeeeew. He makes my skin fucking crawl.

Man, he has a Bo-crush.