The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

The backing is distracting from his singing. Not sure if that is good or bad.

Oh, Amy's back, a-twisting.

He has very skinny little legs, doesn't he. He is ickle.

I meant obvs
Distracted by the church set.

I think he had a pat butcher moment just then

Dear dea,r Bo has been best so far >falls over

where was Jazz with his choir when you needed him?

I wonder what colour his natural hair is?

He has sung better.

#Freeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeee Nelson Man day la#

Jessie's very proud of her wax, isn't she?

Vince styles himself - hmmm yes.

'styles himself'

He knows his fans? That doesn't bode well, if he can name 'em all.

DH said if Vince is what is fashionable these days then he is happu to be called an old duffer at the age of 27

Yes, his voice could relieve constipation, Jessie. I can see that.

You wait Frida, till she shows us the vajazzle.

why is willowbooby dressed as a dominatrix?

Danny is such a tool.

Tom always looks surprised when he's asked a question, he hasn't really understood the concept I don't think.

Danny - never heard that song???

Holly has worn some really strange stuff on this programme.

Wow Danny. You have great music knowledge.

Will.i.potter with this fecking glasses