The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

dh just said bo is heroin chic

Is this live

Oh my word.

Is he rapping? Oh dear oh dear. Tragic.

oh dear he is rapping

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS DANNY WEARING?

Have they pre recorded these bits?

You know what I found out last night? Rumer isn't American . Now she can sing.

Interesting outfit Danny. Touch of the dick van dykes about the knees there - where's the big bass drum?

Why are his knees chain mail? Will he be doing a lot of kneeling?

Oh dear me.

Maybe Danny's policy is to look and sound so rubbish that it makes Bo look fantastic?

Wheb are Bo and Danny doing their Hello! shoot...

cringes again

It seems very pre-recorded/mimed to me. Danny - you are embarrassing yourself.

Diamanté Gardening Knee-pads. Now I know what to buy my mum for Christmas.

Rumer is Irish, isn't she?

Is he hay? Anyone know?

Is he all heterosexual for Bo?

Gay

Ewewwwwww, did he just go in for a kiss?

Danny likes skinny woman, have you seen his GF?

Coco, I bloody love Rumer...

they'll be a showbiz cleb couple before the month is out