The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

And plucking his nasal hair, Sue.

MICHAEL JACKSON

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did Will.Ich.Bin ackcherly know MJ? Who knew? He never said.

Tylers hair gets higher ever week, the show needs to go over now or he'd topple over.

If Michael heard you sing that today....

Is it the dead mates club?

I'm guessing that Jessie will have the crabs

Womans part? What is she on about?

He's growing into a monstrous ego that is believing his own nonsense spin, yes Jessie.

Ooh, that's a teeny tiny strike-out. I should have separated my 's'.

I think Amy's mate is channeling Petes Love For His Kids

Hiya. Bit late.

Tyler looks like he has two haircuts, grafted together.

TYLER! There's a dead ginger gerbil on your lip! Just there!

Holly is trying to out flirt JJ. I fear it go all go melanie Sykes.

STAY ANUVVER DAY

coco- I think Mariah Carey did a duet of this with someone- t'wasn't MJ though. The original was not a duet.

I love Vince

ohhhh i see.

I love this song. I like Vince. Until he speaks. Ooh- fake church. Bad start.

Come on Vince! Friend of mine put a drunken bet on him weeks ago and stands to win big!

Me too coco

Angela Rippon wants her blouse back, Vince.

Oooo, he's caught religion. Gospel-tastic.

Was he screaming in pain then? Did his gerbil bite him?

Oh VinceIdol has gorn all butch

I thought she was good - Adele

Tyler - an MJ song. Not sure about that. Oh its not a bad now.

Vince has got Jessie's top on from the other week!!