The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Do you remember when shakin stevens won hit me baby one more time? Well I feel like that now

She does have the best voice but ruins songs with her roaring and wailing. Tone it down, there's a love.

Leanne is a nice girl.

WOW!

Unflattering beach shots followed by celebrity weight loss programme/DVD within two years.

I've seen Will.he.be.mine's torch. I'd shag him. He's loaded

That's a bad bad choice, she is a great singer but she hasn't "brought something new " Holly

Just saw the three on stage for announcement of winner - what happened to Vince in the meantime ?

I predict she'll be dropped by her label within twelve months and then design a range for Evans.

Who's going to enter then?

well, that was abrupt

I luffs you all

Hmmm big long hug between Bo and DanDan there.

I'll miss this

I might have to watch Big Brother this year.

no more weekly Will? I may have to join an official fan club now

She'll be all skinny by then, Frida. Like the Chipette Lidl Muffin.

I have A voice. It's not a singing voice unfortunately.

thank god Bo didn't win

Yes, you are all fabulous. Adieu, my friends

Good luck all you pregnant laydees.

Have you really seen a torch?

Yes, has been spiffing.

That hasn't stopped Tyler, Rachel. Do you have someone On The Other Side?

What is on next week??

I'll be stuck watching football, won't I??

Farewell friends x

Jane McDonald and Denise Welch won't be liking her on Loose Women. Daggers.