The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Where is the tune?

Will is just so little.....i'd squash him

HOW is she managing to get to the front of every shot? Sharp elbows JJ.

Tom & Jessie have real voices........Will is nice though....

Bam.

Danny turned me.

Order I would shag 'em:

1. erm
2. Cake or death?
3. Is there a cash alternative?
4. Holly.

10 yr old DD: " Danny's trying to be something he isn't"

out of the mouths of babes......

Bo- ak

Will's arse looks a bit tubby in white jeans. Still, at least we know he never risks embarrassing stains.

Here we go.........

Playing the Love Ackcherly music behind Bo and Danny. Subtle.

I think Danny looks like he needs a good wash, which isn't a sexy look for me

1.Will
2.I
3.Am
4.JJ

Ive just rewound hmm and it does look like she has a go - but a pretty half hearted one!

Shag Order:

The furniture
I.Will.If.You.Will
Holly

That's it.

Will
Jessie (I don't like her, but I reckon she'll be all dominating and that. Mmm)
Tom
Danny. If I really, really had to. Eg. to save my dc's life.

It's not tubby it's well rounded.

I feel so nervous.

dum dum duuummmmmmm

Order:
1jj
2 sir Tom
3 just shoot me!

Bo has it, sez I.

Watch out for Danny's sex face again.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH................!!!!!!!!!!

See nickname is the only one who played properly.