The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

I think I find Danny really inauthentic, I think that's why I hate him maybe.

Oh this WILL be good.

willybooby has such a ring to it

Oooh it's thePRE-RECORDED BIT!!!!

Jessie is like a mix of Posh Spice and Rhianna tonight

Is Will going to do What's New Pussycat?

OMG Scaredy he is fucking lovely.

Pennie, you are just plain wrong wrong wrong.

Dance for me Will.I.E, dance!

Will.He.Sing?

No.

hello and good luck dogwalker.

Dee I'm with you - I was incandescent last week at Eurovision.

Ruined my weekend.

I never go out on a Saturday without sky+ing it. And often I find myself wishing I was home watching it haha.

This is just so wrong, on so many levels.

what is this bit of song?

Danny is just NOT sexy. He's supposed to be isn't he?

S'Tom is the only one with a real voice.

Will he sing nicely? Will.He.Fuck.

Same here Rhonda

Hmmm- so Jessie sings her own song.

Bless him, Sir Tom can't stop himself from grinning!

Rachel I agree Danny is definitley NOT sexy

Is will.i.am actually a thunderbirds puppet??

Danny is slipping backwards in the sexy stakes. He is pretty on first glance, then the skinny wee arms, and the bad clothes, and the personality sucks it up. He's repellent at this stage

Order I would shag them in - if I had to obviously on pain of death or whatever,

1. will.I.am
2. Tom
3. Jessie
4. Danny.

'the other right'

Did anyone else notice the girl in the white dress go for Danny's cock when he walked through the crowd btw? DH is rolling around on the floor about it, but I missed it. I'm not sure if he's going mad or not.

I like Will's song.

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