The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Thought she was Pakistani/English (rumer).

That was poor

He SO fancies her.

Do you want to be an aristo, Danny? Fancy being married to a laydee??

Sweet mother of God. That's bad.

He was rubbish. She sounded fab.

DD1 thinks Danny loves Bo. I don't think it is mutual but she is keeping her options open.

Steampunk, DP says it is. Steaming pile of shit, I say.

Oh my goodness. FULL BODY CRINGE.

That was so embarassing I may actually cringe my son out of my womb.
(slight wishful thinking perhaps)

He has a girlfriend? She needs to get onto the MN relationships forum and we'll all tell her to Leave The Bastard. That's an EA if I've ever seen one.

Not gay no. Just in touch with his feminine side.

Rumer British/Pakistani

I'm stunned (not in a good way)

He LOVES her. You know he will be watching on YT. Him AND his little friend too.

'guest vocalist'- so he doesn't think she is good enough to go it alone?

They are almost definately shagging.

Yes she may well be prepared to shag her way to the top.

They must be doing the sex

Danny wants to portray her in a good light by being absolutely shit himself? She did sound less horrendous than he did. Noble man.

She was good

Danny's married isn't he?

Rumer was live on Dermots radio 2 show today, t'was very good!

Holly is so smarmy.

British-Indian (not a rumer), I believe.

Im only watching coz theres bugger all else on....just waiting for casualty at 9.35

Ooooo I am actually looking forward to Tom and Adele

I always assumed Irish cos Terry Wogan used to play her so much.

S'Tom sounds like someone is winding him up like a gramophone but at slightly the wrong speed, when he sings.

Tom Jones at least can actually sing

I HATE this song