The Voice FINAL! Will.He.Be.Smugger et al singing off key, contestants shrieking. Can't wait!

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S'Tom will be singing for Her Maj. Jessie will have a Message for the 'Yoof of our Humanity' the nonsensical loon and Danny will be frantically auto-tuning.

I am predicting Will.Je.Suis will be dressed as a carrot and rapping from a supermarket trolley, to distract us from the fact he can't really sing.

Anyone in?

Do you think Leanne has done sexy things with grandpa Tom?

What is happening? I'm feeling sorry for Danny. The attraction is not mutual.

Raah - I cringed at that "guest vocalist" comment too. Would not instil confidence in me!

I quite liked Bo...

Danny has girlfriend.

Now, please no-one suggest THESE two are shagging cos will have to bleach brain.

Oh is Casualty on later? Good.

Do we think she does her own styling?

Tom shows hem how it is done!

She should do musical theatre, ol' Butlins. Much better off.

I could see Leanne in a musical like Chicago actually.

This is so much better

I want this girl to win

She is amazing

Okay, I quite like this.

Is this supposed to rub it in to her Maj that she can't take private cruises any more?

She's surprising me, ButlinsAdele. I keep actually rating her, despite myself. I think she's technically the best singer. So if it's all about the voice, it's her.

Yes, actually, musical theatre I can see her doing.

Oh not bad. Sue, my mum has Leanne earmarked for the stage too.

Oh i am so worryingly attracted to S'Tom what shall i do?

I am going to see him live soon,I may throw my msssive post c section pants at him in a moment of weakness.

She's holding her on with S'Tom, no mean feat!

I like her. She doesn't sweat much for a fat lass.

Like her dress too. She looks cute and curvy.

I'm sweating enough for both of us

Yes: she can sing. She's the best voice left, no question - but is she marketable?

Saturday isn't Saturday without Casualty