Apprentice Thread 18th April. GIT your fitness-based puns 'ere

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They are designing an exercise routine today it seems.

CAFF OF SHAME

Who doesn't Ricky like? The women, I'm betting.

I wonder which presentation was supposed to be atrocious- they all just looked par for the course awful to me.

Adams spread legs in the spa. Boak

There'll be no living with him from now on.

Wholesale they are between 3.50 and 4.50. So not £2!

ABW makes sense now - can see her owning a bridal shop.

Ricky will bring back Duane and Laura.

Love the gloomy grey filter they're using to shoot the Caff of Shame thru...

Adam makes me boak full stop.

Kimberleh back in and maybe Dwayne sez I.

Stop saying #yep yep yep while someone is talking you rude git...

Jade's voice goes straight through me.

What did Gabrielle do?

Well done bisjo

Who to go??

I got that right

I think Duane.

I think Ricky might go.

Dwane

Where was Gabrielle? I forgot she existed.

I think Surralun likes Laura - Ricky or Dwayne to go.

Duane will go as ABW will launch cut throat defence.

Duane for me.

Actually, I don't know. They had a boring, trite product.

I think Laura should go - I can't stand the chip on her shoulder... but she wont, so then I would like Duane to go - Ricky should stay.

And Surralun put Dwayne into the losing women's team - remember the Menz Saviour? So he thinks of him as a winner

Ricky I think.

Duane - bad move to tell LS his job