Apprentice Thread 18th April. GIT your fitness-based puns 'ere

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

They are designing an exercise routine today it seems.

But they weren't given a budget, I don't think, Sue. So, of course, in real business there is margin. But not on this fake business show.

Oh my life...

I love short shorts - but not on those legs!

You mean this isn't how it works in the real world .

It's fake?

Yeah right do you look at a dance class, Meester Martin. Chinny reckon.

No one will buy Groove Train.

Oh dear, it was like she was giving a really shit lapdance.

Nick's always been there when I go and pitch a new product. Maybe that's just me...

And how do they store them?!?!?! That's the issue.

Suplying the 'kit' would be a complete nightmare IRL

Maybe in your head RAC?

Maybe they could store the hoppers deflated and part of the class is to pump them up?

They should have stuck to 80s music and leotards. No need for all that faff.

Surralun walks out still zipping up...

Bulge bulge

and I'm talking about EYES not short shorts!

Dance and fighting never been mixed? Has the man never HEARD of the Sharks and the Jets?

The 80s one will lose.

But I want to play with space hoppers and skipping ropes without making an arse of myself in the street

Once you're a jet, you're a jet all the way
from your first cigarette to your last dying day

Why did they use her to lead the class? Did they have to? The pro's look so much better.

God but I hate people who say myself.

Bye bye mr 80s man who is in the business.

He's in the business but has no clue how stupid all that equipment is?!?

Dissing the other team - not a good move.

Probably used her as she is an ABW.