Apprentice Thread 18th April. GIT your fitness-based puns 'ere

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

They are designing an exercise routine today it seems.

All the pitches are spectacularly bad.

Who is she? That one editing? I've missed her.

He is making his eyes scarily wide (if you know who I mean).

Will focus on the chest then Sue :) ...

sue now idea!

oooh... no idea I mean!

The comment I read in the paper this morning said that one of them was spectacularly bad, which I'm looking forward to as I agree they are all usually terrible.

They're always so bad at pitching? How are they so bad? Even if it's not their job, it's not so tough.

REMEMBER THE MARGINS. Actually, do they have margins for this?

How does anyone take him seriously with that name?!?!

Crazily I've been lured in by Sapphic poetry on the other side ....

but off to watch it now ...

... back later ?

Sadly DH will be back ChippingIn next week

(see what I did there with those tangential skills ? )

They always arse it up over pricing. Someone will be charging £8000 per session or something.

Beat battle isn't too bad. Yet.

No margins, Sue. Just sales. They don't have a budget.

Terrible at pitching. Always.

Ken - thanks :) Anyone here bought one??

Bean - that sound dirty

£45 a month ? Jesus Mary and Joseph

Groove Train is 70s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO LIKES SHORT SHORTS?
WE LIKE SHORT SHORTS

Yep, its this one. Get those hula hoops girls! :)

She doesn't look convinced!

Groove train looks like a Little Britain sketch.

What did she say?? DH was speaking.

Look at Karren's face!

Did she just say "let's talk about the package?" obviously influenced by the tiny shorts!

No see - hoppers and hoops costs. Them's margins.