Apprentice Thread 18th April. GIT your fitness-based puns 'ere

[SuePurblyBusinesslike]

They are designing an exercise routine today it seems.

I would love 80s fitness. I'd love 90s more though - sitting on a beanbag mooning over a picture of Kurt Cobain and drinking cider.

I have a friend who 'teaches' hula hooping, no joke.

And smoking, Sue.

Kimberleh took over from my favourite ever beautician at the salon I go to

I used to go every month for waxing but I never went to her as couldn't stand the voice

My DH now understands the reason I have been hairy for so long

'Retro' was on my bingo card! I win! Bring on the Jane Fonda outfits and fluorescent leotards.

Why can't they invent an effective workout for lazy people like me that only takes about 3 minutes per day and you drop a dress size in less than a week?

looks more frankenstein than MJ

Is horsey girl the one you all keep calling Kimberleh?

YY, her with the voice, the one who wanted to be PM.

Kimberleh = Jenna

Why Kimberleh? I don't think anyone has answered that question...

Anyway...Beat Battle?

Beat Battle = Be' Ba-ul by the time they pronounce it. Would get right on my tits that.
I think Boggle has it, unless he spectacularly fucks up. They do already do 80s classes though, with dressing up.

I'd go to a 'Retro Workout'

Kimberleh is the Northerner with the ponytail and nasal tones.

Ooh, look at beautiful business woman writhing.

Howdy Folks. Am late. The 3 mins I've seen look to be shaping up nicely...!

Except Hula Hoops are about £1 at Toys R Us

Not loving the 80s bit gimmicky.

Boggle teams idea is good fun. I would like it .

Have sent Husband to see what strange noise in kitchen is...

Just something falling into the sink...or so he says...

Victoria Wood sketch Tee - comedy thing. I can't find a video. Had that voice.

Ah...something the 'merican wouldn't understand!

Remember the body rocker thing that pantan invented? That's for sale in real life

Who is the Geri Halliwell lookalike? Oddly flexible there...

I was just about to laugh at the 'funky lunge' and the 'swingaling' when I had a flashback to doing the 'spaceman' at a 90's aerobics group .