Apprentice Thread 18th April. GIT your fitness-based puns 'ere

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They are designing an exercise routine today it seems.

Hmm, prob just me but I quite fancy doing a 'Thriller' workout, wonder if it would get rid of the tummy.

Hi all by the way!

Ken - no? What was it?

I'm late. And not normally here. Hope I can join. Just had to say that Karen seems to have been taking sneering lessons from Nick. She looks silly. She should leave the facial expressions to him.

Um. And can't a gym that won't buy the hoppers just use gym balls? The instructor could have 1 hopper and everyone else on gym balls - as long as you have the music etc it would still work fine. And as Tee says, hoops are cheap and don't take much storage. So nerr.

Ooh knobby camera fingers there from Duane

Still haven't seen a 'fit bloke with arms'

Groove train for the 80s?!?!?!?

There's the arms...

Huzzah! Arms. And legs.

Right, so these are untrained, inexperienced and unqualified suits designing fitness routines?

Aszar (sp?) in the shorts. He has a very nice chest (nicer than the arms, they look less impressive this week)

Those shorts...

Azhar, sorry.

Ahzar's arms!

Agreed Wizzy she looks a bit disgusted...

Adam

Looks v bovine to me. And grumpy.

They can't agree which way to face?!?!

Azhar??? really?? Ok - we wont be fighting over boys

In fact, Nick just looks baffled more than disgusted. Like a disapproving Father.

Is this in place of the advert then? Shame. I LOVED the advert.

Tis the chest, Chipping, I could take or leave the rest of him. But he is bumpy in a good way under the t-shirt.

The problem with this show, is that it doesn't prove anything except no one can know everything. They do products and shops and fitness and crap.

They should be given a product that they have to market.

Role play... vomit

Rawr...

Chipping bodyrocka

So whose pitch is going to be spectacularly bad? (one is but dont know which one).

Chipping Better than 'interpersonal simulation' which I've heard used in RL instead of role play