X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

Right, marking place.
I need to read last night's thread (I went for drinks at a friends), but who is Claggy and who is Piggy? PM me if they need to remain unsearchable (if you don't mind)

If cockoozer doesn't go I will be very very upset. I was thinking earlier that if I ever met him I would punch him right in the face. I would just have to.

I think it will be either him or sophie. I'm not sure really, I missed most of last night because I was carving an elaborate pumpkin.

Clagnut was what we christened Cher Lloyd during last year's comp- she did a funny leg shakey dance thing (it looked like she was shaking (um) bits of poo from her bum, hence clagnuts). It stuck, so to speak.

Piggy is the girl from Little Mix/Rhythmix/Pigstix- Jesse, we christened her that due to her unfortunately round Piggy looking face. We are mean. But funny

We did not comment on her weight- although some of the outfits they have put her in have done her no favours. I think there was a lot of Tweeting going on, and that upset her (fingers crossed she doesn't MN between rehearsals)

Gaaaah please please please no more PM requests on this thread!

There's nowt wrong with her weight.

Thank gawd for a new fred, please keep all pm requests to the other one. please. Or I shall get funny eyes again

Oh can't Janet just go home and get on with her Oirish caterwauling in her incredibly remote farmhouse so nobody has to listen to her?

Though by rights it should be Frankie. If only because of his stupid haircut and trousers and his 'rebellious' posing. Any proper rock star would eat him for breakfast (were he not covered in pustules and buboes).

Sorry silverymoon I got the wrong end of the stick

Sorry Forgot. I don't need to know any more secret info so no more requests from me, just wanted to make sure I understood what everyone was talking about.

Oh not you Silvery, I was saying it in advance. If that makes sense.

sorry I was saying it at Silvery because I misread her post

but you did just mention her weight. but it's ok, you're only calling her a 'not mean' piggy name.

how nasty can you get.

So we're all sorry? And friends again? Mmm'K?

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Who do you think for sing-orf Emma? Sophie and Craig sez I.

Ah. Unfortunate cross-post there. Clearly not all friends mmm'k.

Yes I think you're probably right Sue, not because they are the worst (clearly) but because I can't imagine anyone voting for them

Sue

just pisses me off, when you must have clearly seen her on the show in bits crying, about what the press have said about her appearance.

Def Sophie in the bottom, i think. She was really poor, and i think she is fed up with the songs she has been given. I think Barry was very mean, accusing her of picking the wrong song- he knows the acts don't choose, and he has hardly done well with his own acts.

Little Mix (for having no imagination whatsoever when picking a new name) should be there

and Alexandra Burke.

I think we should all make little voodooo dolls of skanky Frankie and stick pins in them when the results show starts, and all make a curse wish at the same time that he'll be out tonight
It'll work because it's Halloween and mass evil thoughts will take precedence.
Poor little Jesy looks like a Cabbage patch doll.
Which IMO are very cute.

Am pleased we are all sorry and can be friends I know it's a little early, but here's to a nice friendly thread for tonight, hope you will all join me

chink

I think everyone on the show is beautiful, thin and talented [hgrin]

I wasn't impressed with Sophie, The Risk sounded awful and Janet was crap.
I'd like to see Frankie and Janet in the bottom 2.

Yes, that's the thing. Sophie looks like she's on her lunchbreak from the front desk at the local hairdressers and Craig, well. I don't see them inspiring the frenzy of lust in the pre-teens that means votes.

Having said that - someone's voting for Johnny and I shouldn't think that's based on lust.

Alright Pumpkin no need to go over-board. I was talking about us being friendly to each other, not be nice to people who put themselves in the public eye out of choice.......

I have no wine

I have forgotten who else is on the results show, so scandalised have I been that they are giving Claggy air time. There must be others- is Nicole Shitslinger one? Please god- don't let Burko sing!!