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X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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NosfeRaahhtu · 30/10/2011 15:20

So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!Shock

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of Wine and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

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LineRunnerWitchyMother · 30/10/2011 18:29

Yes, Pagwatch, it's all rather sleazy. One feels a descending miasmatic image of buttocks and nostrils.

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MsScarlettInTheLibrary · 30/10/2011 18:31

When will the Clagnut-bashing begin? See there were real heroes and villains last year. None of this middling crap.

LadyEvilEyes · 30/10/2011 18:34

Well according to Frankie, he's 'banging' someone every night.
Why does that very thought make my skin crawl?

LeBOOOf · 30/10/2011 18:35

A poor man's Pete Doherty indeed. Actually, a bit of a skag habit might knock the Cockoozer's nasty little erection on the head. Perhaps he should take it up.

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 30/10/2011 18:37

agree, Holly from Geordie Shore is no Kate Moss

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep · 30/10/2011 18:37

I know a 29-year old that fancies Frankie Confused Shock

LeBOOOf · 30/10/2011 18:39

Hmm. I'm hearing "Rimmel Noo-castle" in my head now. It could work.

Foxinsocks · 30/10/2011 18:40

No dd doesn't like Frankie either.

I suspect the only person who really thinks Frankie is cool is the person talking to him when he looks in the mirror.

This mobile app is shite with no refresh button.

MadBanners · 30/10/2011 18:42

Frankie needs to be boil washed tbf....he seemed to last night be attempting to grow some facial hair on his upper lip, or it could have just been dirt, who knows! I do not get him, his voice is weak, and I think even the teenage girls find him dirty and a bit sad! Although he apparently got in trouble on the xtra factor last night, bless him, he is trying so hard to be though of as a rocker with loose morals, but is not able to pull it off!

I did like the girl group last night, I thought they did well, I did expect them to come out in baggy trousers and trainers, with a graffiti back ground and a few neon lights again, but I was wrong!

There is no one this year I really want to win. Bit "meh" about it all tbh!

Pagwatch · 30/10/2011 18:42

He has mastered the walnut whip hair cut. I suspect there are some teenagers somewhere for whom that smacks of sexual prowess.

Pagwatch · 30/10/2011 18:43

A 29 year old who fancies Frank cockett is worrying about 30 I think

SuePurblybiltFromBitsofCorpses · 30/10/2011 18:44

Boil washed? He's already the size of a particularly grubby Borrower. He'd be a U-Bend. or a Gutterer.

LadyEvilEyes · 30/10/2011 18:46

I'm still liking Misha B for her voice but she doesn't have a neck and I don't like her stupid hair.
Marcus is growing on me for his cuteness and lovely smile.

Pagwatch · 30/10/2011 18:48

I really liked Marcus this week.

MadBanners · 30/10/2011 18:49

I am trying to think, if I had been 15 years younger, would I have fancied Frankie, I think not, but I was an odd teenager, I had a crush on Paddy from Emmerdale, and David Gower! [hblush]

PumpkinSizedEmmaRoyd · 30/10/2011 18:50

I had a crush on Bob Carolgees, think it was the tash

MadBanners · 30/10/2011 18:52

Well, it was a particularly "manly" tash tbf.....

SjuperWereWolef · 30/10/2011 18:52

little mix were quite good [hhmm] and craig was good as always albeit predictable.

judges should be opinionated yes but alexandras 'all about me' style was grating to say the least, she was filling in for kelly - i didnt realise she had to replicate her ..

LadyEvilEyes · 30/10/2011 18:53

I must admit I fancied Marc Bolan when I was a teenager.
But he had talent and didn't look so grubby. Or boast about his shags.

SacreLao · 30/10/2011 19:00

I think Frankie HAS to go tonight, surely, I mean come on he is DREADFULL!!!

Wouldn't be surprised to see Sophie in the bottom 2 either.

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MsScarlettInTheLibrary · 30/10/2011 19:04

Frankie could make a small fortune for Children in Need just by standing near a pay token jet wash.

Gornygoo · 30/10/2011 19:07

I just got ready to start watching then realised I haven't changed my clock back, oops
Anyway I promised last night to stop lurking and post next week but have to apologise if I don't stick to that as I might just be pushing a baby out by then
Think Sophie and the risk bottom 2 tonight

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NosfeRaahhtu · 30/10/2011 19:09

Before this weekend, I would have def put Little Mix in the bottom two. They won't be , but not because they were particularly good, but the public will be swayed by feeling sorry for Jesse (cynical, sorry). For once, Klitty doesn't deserve to be in the bottom 2. In fact, based on performance (and not her attention seeking behaviour), she didn't deserve to be last week either.

Klitty was meant to be this years 'Claggy' figure- and she has failed miserablyGrin

The Risk were bad, Sophie deserves yet another chance.

It really is time Cocky went, before any shred of credibilty Barry has left evaporates.

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