X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

Didn't see it last night. Just watched Johnny - brilliant. That silly girl band - really liked them actually. Janet - flat as a pancake but lovely to look at.

I think the hairy werewolfy one or the pretty boring one (Sophie?) will go tonight.

Do you mean Klitty? Sophie doesn't look slutty. A bit greasy on occasion, maybe, but we definitely don't get the ol' arse-globes out at every opportunity like with the scary one.

Agree that Johnny would do a fab Jarvis - said it the first time I saw him (when he did Kylie).

Emma, you are so right. JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB, MORONS!

YY. Though I don't mind if they want to sing and I am sure they are all very thin and talented and pretty .

Not really . What twists my nips is the earnest sanitised nature of said singing. All Last Night of the Proms Lite.

Frankie has some sort of fanbase from deluded teens who think he is some sort of bad boy rock star, which seems to be the way the producers seem to want to portray him.
Bad boy rock star, my arse.
Somehow rock and the X Factor is a contradiction in terms.
I too love Jarvis Suepurbly, I'll fight you for him

Erm, if somebody is acting in the capacity of a judge, doesn't the job description say they need to be opinionated?

OMG- I have just had the misfortune of seeing a clip of the Susan Boyle documentary. She was singing 'Enjoy the Silence' by Depeche Mode. I could cry

Now, Susan Boyle is someone I really don't get at all.

cry with raw emotion? or because she ruined it?

Moment of silent screaming silence for His Wangerness

They should have gone for Pic n Mix. Or Weetabix.

Ivanta that was brilliant.

cry because she ruined it

The only emotion I get from Boyle is the urge to scream and pull my hair out.

Aw, I've got a soft spot for Subo.
She's such a simple soul, that has made it in a very hard business.

I totally embarassed my daughter and her friend when we saw Wanger at the live shows. They pretended not to know me.

My 15 yr old DD and her friends loathe Frankie. My 14 yr old DS despises him.

My son thinks Frankie must appeal to the 'dirty gay market.' His words. (I blame his state school.)

Ivanta, where in London X factor is actually live from?

sorry I missed out a word there, I think I'm tipsy already. It's been a loooong day.

Franki cockozza is a poor mans Pete Doherty. Who would have imagined there could be such a thing?

Emma, I mean the tour they do after the shows, sorry, I took the kids to see one of the shows and had a lovely view of Wanger.

dirty gay market? more like flea market