X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

I hope Sophie doesn't leave tonight- I'm worried what will happen to her hair without a professional team to apply shampoo regularly.

True, BoF, true. It must have been nice to wash.

Wish someone would guide Cocky to the soap. Maybe tattoo instructions for use on his arm?

Shuddup Boff, that's a sore point here. I have been trying the no-poo and I am looking a little Sophie around the hairline.

I think Marcus is getting better and better.

Please please let Cockoozer get the shove tonight, the fake rockumentary footage thing is knuckle-bitingly embarrassing, and Bazza should be ashamed to be bigging the little twerp up as some badboy lovable 'won't be tamed' scallywag. it's the X Factor FFS

Newsflash for you Bazza YOURS is the joke act!

Fuckaduck, just remembered I'll miss the results show tonight as well.

Marcus was lovely, the song choice really suited him, and he has a beautiful twinkly smile.

I wish I could hear what the audience does though- I think the sound that comes through my telly-box is very backing track heavy. The contestants voice is almost drowned out. Maybe in the studio they hear the voices better?

I thought Janet sounded TERRIBLE every last night, like, comedy flat, but none of the judges mentioned it

thanks zukie correcting me. It must be because Tulisa has some wacky 'do' that I thought Sophie had Tulisa as mentor. Well Kelly needs to have a word with the hairdresser.

Janet can go, Wankie can go, Misha B needs to realise it aint over til the fat lady sings. The competition is not in the bag for her and I HATE the rhino hair.

I agree greeneyes, and I actually like Janet.

Janet looked bored, and fed up with the song choice. She said as much when Dermie talked to her. She wants to do an up tempo number, with her guitar. Considering she was pretty much invited to take part, so far they seem to be sabotaging her. And dying her hair won't remove the siimilarities to Vickers. Talking of The Claw- her advert is very annoying. No, a black jumpsuit will not make 4ft 8 dumpy little me look taller and slimmer. For that i would need a miracle. Or a rack and a pair of spanx.

4'8 Raah? Really? Are you a whatdoetheycallit, a pocket venus ?

Yes, that part made me laugh last night: "So Janet, I believe you're got something special up your sleeve that you are saving as a surprise then?" "Yes, I might play my guitar."

the risk should go purely for the fact they have been allowed to bring a previously sent home contestant back. farce.

Janet did sound bored didn't she. Every end of a line, her voice would drift so totally flat that 9 yr old ds had to put his hands over his ears

I laughed at the tumbleweed moment too. She was expecting a big audience WHOOP, you can tell

not sure sophie will be in the bottom 2, it's still at that stage where it's a popularity contest rather than on talent. if it's based on last night performances, worst has got to be the risk, they were awful.

GreenEyes Agree with your comment re Cockoozer.
I do like Marcus, enjoyed his song last night but still think that EVERYONE's vocals are pretty lame. Far too shaky and nervous to be this far in the comp, they need to all step it up if they want to keep viewers, although I will continue to watch purely out of morbid curiosity.
(Aark at me sounding like a judge!)

Janet has a touch of rudness and arrogance about her imo and i agree with someone who posted earlier that misha has a nasty streak to her. I hope Frankie is in the bottom 2 with hopefully Janet who was dreadddddffful last night yet none of the judges heard how flat she was apparantly. Infact they were quite charming about everyone as though the puppet master had ordered smiley faces all round. I think the risk are at risk and sadly sophie who has been let down everyweek with dreadful song choices. Johnny is just plain creepy and craig and marcus are beyond dull

Just watched it all again whilst doing the laundry.

Little Mix were great. The girl Jesy is lovely and surely it's just some pack-mob teenage jealousy thing that's making people have a go at her. Who wants the android stick insect look, anyway? She's got a lovely figure and beautiful hair and a pretty face. And talent. FFS.

Frankly Cocophanous should go.

The Risk weren't good.

Craig reminded me of Neil Tennant. In a good way.

Is there a good way to be reminded of Neil Rennant?

Tennant, sorry.

Janet should have sung "Wuthering Heights".