X-FACTOR- Fright Night- THE RESULTS THREAD- the return of CLAGNUT <shudder>

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So, a nice wee thread for the results, with endless bitching about Claggy.

We will be nice to Piggy (if we must)

So, who is going to go?

I want it to be Cocky, but Sophie was dreadful.
Janet was rap, and looked pissed off.

I think Klitty may actaully avoid the sing off!!

I want a group number this week- The Monster Mash, would be nice.

And I have run out of and have promised i won't have a drink til next weekend.

but most importantly, all incredible role models for todays youngsters.

Oi! At y'all bonding without me.
I meant the friends bit at you and Emma, I have no intention of being on friendly terms with Cockoozer or Kitty . Or any of 'em. Not until they have a good wash.

Except Marcus, he looks clean.

Sue But Johnny was very sexy last night! Who said that? Was it The Burke?
He is funny, cracks me up.

Shitsinger and Clagger singing tonight Raah. That'll be nice.

I have gin, to numb the pain.

@ Sue

I put my pic on last week's thread, because i am gawguss
see?

No, Tulisa thought Johnny Funnybones sexy. She's given him two tokens for his reward chart and he's not had to go on the step for days.

He is funny but not shexshy. Nor is Bazza now, he is too sexist and patronising.
I shall have to find a new lust-focus.

It is very , but my love for Barry is waning too.

Johnny, sexy?

It wasn't people on this thread that upset poor little Jesy.
It was other mean people on other threads that said something about her weight.
We never mentioned her weight at all.
ignores the fact that some people called her pigface.

I like Baz but don't think he's sexy. I think he's a good looking bloke, but is far far too smug.

pmsl @ reward chart

I am glad Johnny got the chance to sing without gimmicks last nighht, though. Ironic, as it was Hallowe'en.

I hope Cocky hasn't already had 'I've got the X Factor' tattooed on his bum, it would be such a waste of money

Very random Barry-ish fact.

My niece was in a singing comp last weekend- and Bazzer's mum was a judge!

Didn't watch last night, who are Little Mix?!

I think I went off Bazza when he was so clearly delighted with everything Ape-faced Robbie said and did, in the houses bit. Robbie could have done the money poo-finger thing and Garry would have arf-ed and clapped.

Lost all respeck for him, I did. Had he chosen Howard for his bezzie, I'd have been much happier and possibly melted entirely.

MONKEY poo-finger. There is not a money one...

so what about Jason Orange and Catherine Tate then eh?

I LOVE Robbie.

I was going to ask what money poo finger was! in fact.. what is monkey poo finger??

well I like Little Mix (new name is a bit rubbish, but can understand wanting to keep it sounding similar to Rhythmix) and I think people going on about her weight is nasty. She certainly isnt fat. Very sad to call her piggy too.

Right onto business; Johnny sang brilliantly last night, I like Sophie, she can sing, but she gets crappy songs (sort it out Tulisa, and stop giving her weird updo hair styles)
Wanky Frankie can go anytime, that 'badboy' image wore thin last week and his vocals are rubbish compared to others.
Misha B - yes the girl can sing, but I sense an undercurrent of nastiness in that girl.

Kitty is nutty as a fruitcake, but she seems more talented than some.
The redhaired girl, cant be doing with her weird 'Diana Vickers' soundalike stylee voice.
The Risk, oh I like those boys, especially as one if from my hometown, but well - they are just not good enough. Actually they are cursed.

Who else, Marcus - nah he didnt do well enough and I think him and wankiefrankie could be in bottom2.

DH thinks that Marcus and Craig Colton should be in bottom 2.

Stupidly just asked what was wrong with Jessie and what peple had been saying on thread 2. Duh, just put 2 and 2 together and made 4.

I don't think saying unkind things is OK but I agree these people know what they put themselves up for. And saying someone looks like someone is very different to slating their weight. FWIW I think she has a better figure than the skinny one who stands on the right.

So Frankie and Sophie for bottom 2. If Frankie wants to shag loadsa woman and sing then afaic he can fuck off to the karaoke bar and shag them in the toilets. I don't think flaunting it is necessary.

Ooh, now Howard is luvverly.

I don't like Robbie- when he re-joined TT, it became all about him. Then, once he's had enough, off he goes.

i like the idea of Jason and catherine.