One Born Every Minute

[MrsChemist]

Anyone watching?

Having had 2 x cs I'm so obssessed by this programme, watching what i missed!

When you get on your back, it can be hard to move.
One of the community MW I met refuses to let her women go on the bed because she knows they stay there.

ooh hello Rie

aspie traits!!!? nah he is pure bred aspie!

The MW is being lovely with Ralph.

Oh, I'd have loved Ralph as a birth partner. He'd have kept my mind off things.

He's trying more than Steph's husband now.

"NO ONE should be a midwife without having had a baby."

I didn't realise that was a requirement

[waves] to Aries, fancy seing you here [clinks glass].

Oo er, she's not handling it well is she [erm] that poor porter nearly jumped out of his skin!

I really wish someone would get her up and moving about!

it does seem mad that they've not encouraged Stephanie to try different positions

Poor Steph's DH. That woman possessed thing is hard to see. I can remembering trying to throw myself off the trolley .

yes I was a bit at telling Janet that they didn't know what they were going to do with her...

I don't like the young midwife at all, she seems a bit wet.

Why are they just letting her thrash around on her back? I remember this annoying me in the previous series that they seemed to have everyone labouring on their backs.

Yes, Ralph would have been better than my DH, who decided it would be a good idea to try a game of connect 4 .

Janet seems so calm, you wonder if she is actually in labour...I want red-haired woman to get her epidural ASAP!!

Last time I watched this programme dd was tiny (or was it ds? I know one of them was tiny because I was still bfing all the hours) and I had a massive milk let down when anyone delivered - I blooming hope it doesn't happen today, I'm still bfing just about, but I'm at work with no breast pads... going to be slinking around the office with two damp patches :o

Ooooo hello cavemum hello aries, not 'seen' you in a while.

Ralph is interesting isn't he.

Poor Steph The MW in with her seems a bit... wet. She was practically whispering when she was telling her to calm down.

I am trying to decide between a VBAC and an ELCS. Hmm.

Janet isn't - they've induced her but nothing has happened yet

I was on my back all the way through and agree once you're there it's impossible to move. I'd as likely have flown to the moon that night as been able to get off the bed.

It's very much on my mind at the moment, it's dd's birthday today so am reliving it a bit.

I got told off for screaming with dc3. She said I would have a sore throat. She was right . But it did hurt.