One Born Every Minute

[MrsChemist]

Anyone watching?

she really needs to try squatting or something, this woman

I don't get the lying down either; even highly interventionist very medicalised Irish hospitals let you do first stage in whatever position you like (2nd stage is another story...)

'Oh, she could be 14!'

I think if I didn't already have one, this would put me off childbirth for life!

I keep thinking the red haired woman needs to get off her back... oh she's swearing, gotta be close now :o

Why the fuck is that mw not telling that woman to move around?!

Ralph you're trying but really not helping much

He's absolutely shitting himself isn't he.

Hello CaveMum

Making me a little sad that I was watching this time last year and just starting to TTC and here I am a year later, still without a sniff of a baby. Don't know why I'm watching really!

Ralph has possibly the most clear case of Asperger's I've ever seen

bless him! but how aspie is that boy! he knows the time they have been together to the day! and he is asking her while in labour if they have irish ancestry!

Screaming woman's husband is just sitting there listening to it. Didn't come to help her until she told him exactly what to do!

why aren't they suggesting she moves position? (not Janet - Samantha)

He's definitely got Aspie traits!

Not aralph the other guy

Get her up!!!!!

Her husband looks really bored!

I'm due tomorrow, I probably shouldn't be watching but I find it quite compelling.

also why don't they soundproof the rooms? surely more comforting for the other women!

I was like Steph before I even got to 4cm. Aah memories

Oh jesus, get Ralph out of the room. I think I would rather give birth to a 12lb baby without any pain relief rather than listen to him.

GET OFF THE BED STEPH

Reminds me of the woman in the bay next to mine when I was having DS3, I thought she was really selfish making such a hideous noise . I do tend to get quieter and quieter the more pain I'm in though. I had DS3 in complete silence!

is it too late to join in? :o

I hate it when they tell them off for screaming. Not that I did, but I think she is right, sometimes making a noise can help pain.

for an alternative way to do it www.youtube.com/user/HypnobirthingVideos#g/f

'we don't know what the midwife in charge will want to do'.

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that's what is wrong with maternity services in the UK. right there.

Funny how watching this last time not pg was a totally different experience to watching it now when pg Oh shite...