One Born Every Minute

[MrsChemist]

Anyone watching?

'yep I'm protecting my toddler from the 'outside'

Absolutely Aptamil.

Urgh the vile sofa advert

It seems like quite an old fashioned maternity unit! I could only be tempted onto a bed with the promise of an epidural.

(should say i have an aspie, though a way more sociable one!) but many of his pals are classic aspies which ralph is! bless him, baby might be a bit of a shock though...

Urgh, the vile Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Marking my spot.

Another one ttc #1 here and hoping the programme doesn't scar me for life! Series One just made me cry a lot!

it's scottish!!

when did you last do a wee wee?! i know she's young, but just... gosh.

Ralph might have Aspergers but by god he's sweet!

ralph just totally redeemed himself.

He seems so sweet with his gf though, bless

Janet looks completely unimpressed every time Ralph opens his mouth.

lol "are you sure that's not a door?"

"Yeah, that's a woman".

those midwives are sweet but would drive me nuts, way too twee and don't exactly give the poor girl any options "I'm going to check you and break your waters with this hook"

DO wish they'd get up. Do you think it's the producers just wanting a stationary target?

Her lip curls or eyes roll.

is it a door? is it a woman? nice try

PMSL at "are you sure it's not a door... no, it's a women"

I love Janet and Ralph!

*womAn

There is no way I could have been lying on a bed during contractions, just keeping still to be examined was agony.

Ralph certainly seems somewhat odd and the poor labouring girl just seems lost,

Love the screaming lady, she's gone into the panic zone, poor thing, its so hard to get out of it. Hope she is somewhere beyond 6cm

AH THE PAIN THE PAIN THE PAIN

NO ONE should be a midwife without having had a baby.