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[serialtester]

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Morning all! Hope we've all recovered from the 70's night at Serialmum's house... Hope she gets better soon.

Availability and Desire? is that a dance track?

Feeling a lot brighter today. I'm embracing the sensible. Have a great Sunday Surfers x

Non it is a serious but erotic 1980s French film. In black and white

What, in a bowl with milk on?

Like your style Zig

Like your style Zig

Morning Zig he brought you a cup of tea and a line in bed, how thoughtful. I want a Mr.Zig.
Have a lovely day, take it easy, and don't do anything I wouldn't .

Is it one of those awful French romantic films with lots of long silences and dramatic music? I still think we need to release "Availabilty and Desire" as an electro dance track, by Dusty D feat. the Surfettes on vocals.

Ok Lost I'll see if the Pet Shop Boys are interested. Ooh or Depeche Mode?

It'll be the dance anthem of the summer.

The sun's out, my washing's out and I'm now off to do some gardening!

I'm watching the Marathon and thinking I want to do it again. Did it a few years back and was amazing. There you go surfers, something to aspire to for next year!

Zig, are you Noel Gallagher?

Not quite, our kid Serial.
Hooch - just saw the Swansea guy helping the other one over the finish line and it made me cry (think I need more sleep)

I watched that in le pub. We were all tres emosh. I'm verging on being French. Could one run a marathon with a pint in one hand and a fag in the other?

We can borrow your mum's hostess trolley Serial to keep our refreshments on. If it all goes pear shaped, we can take turns sitting on the trolley and pushing each other.
I'm sure we'll finish before all the marshalls have gone home and the roads reopen.

I've started the beer/fag training part of the marathon already.
I'm really impressed you've done a marathon, Hooch.

I'm also impressed! 5k is my limit.

Lost, if we use the white lines to guide the hostess trolley I'm sure we'll finish in less than 2 hours.

Fuck we might win it.

Ha ha for some reason the image of Patsy and Eddie from Ad Fab has come into my head after reading your marathon technique! Yes I have many two strings to my bow, sometime cokehead, sometime marathon runner. Not recommended to partake in both at same time as this could result in early death

Death?! Are you sure Hoochie?!!

I do think that I'm patsy in that scenario.

Ha ha ha I love you lot already. Availability and desire indeed. A cheesy 90s house collection?

I'm compensating with drunkenness but missing a sharpener.

Woke up this morning tho with only a booze hangover and felt weirdly optimistic thAt it's so much less jittery than a Coke and booze hangover.

Small mercies?

Small mercies. A cheesy 80s goth collection ? The mission , the cult etc?

Sister of small mercies, that's us ponzu

Small mercies - that's the band name. Availability and desire - the hit single.
The video will involve arm bands and a hostess trolley.

Fame and drugs will follow.

Well maybe death was slightly dramatic Serial. Prob not good for your heart running 26 miles on coke though! Liking the idea of the 80's goth group. Wow we have so much potential....