Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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Open.

Lost, say something wise!

cleaning you are a genius!

Simple but effective!

I have a maximum of 3 eggs allowed, I could do one bunny and 2 carrots on some grass?

Maybe have a few flowers.

For maximum effect, I would Deffo do the cracked egg/carrot top thing with one of the eggs. For grass we used shredded light green paper from Ikea.

This is a welcome distraction from interview nerves!!

Also it's quite easy to make paper flowers

I'm dreaming of my escape from Cunt face director. I feel your pain

Good luck with the interview!

I'll be back in the morning with draft design for MN approval

Those carrot eggs are brilliant! Cleaning can be creative director for the Win the Egg Campaign.

Cleaning if you can ace egg competitions, you'll ace the interview no problemo,

Mucho worn outio here , night from me x

Evening surfers!
Day 3 on the board and I've surrendered to my inner chav by having a Carlsberg (out of the can). Watching the news on the terrorist attack in London- just awful

Pickle hope your plans to seek revenge on BitchyMc through the medium of an egg competition are progressing well. She will have egg on her face soon, mwah ha ha.

Any lurkers reading, let us know how you're getting on.

Transpires we get 4 eggs.

I have a shoebox... I'm thinking of cutting the front panel so when you lift the lid it falls open to reveal an organic garden.....

Hello Lost, am on the white wine, bloody awful about the terror attack, this world is fucked I feel, not bothered for me, I've had a (colourful) life, but kids, grandkids, etc, they shouldn't have to know about all this, it shouldn't even be a part of their little lives, but it's a reality today that they do know of the horrors of terrorism. Just makes me want to get obliterated, hope the wine softens things a bit. Are you ok today?

Oh my good lord, sorry I've just seen the news, I'm here wittering on about eggs!!

Wow so sorry to be so insensitive, this is horrendous.

Hi Citrus yeah I agree with everything you wrote there, even the bit about the wine! Worrying about our about our own kids future is a bit of a head fuck.
That's ok Pickle I don't think it's insensitive to give a quick egg update. Your organic garden sounds brill. You definitely took Cleaning's idea and ran with it.

After feeling so determined yesterday and so SICK of cocaine, I actually had a bit of a wobble when I got in. Gave myself a stern talking to but ffs. Fed up of it always being on my mind.

Oh ffs... Just been told about the attack. OH works up there all the time and were there 2 weeks ago... We've just been for a long lazy lunch for an early Mothers Day (as oh will be away for the next few months) it makes me want to stay in sleepy Sussex rather than move somewhere more populated...?!
Hope work was okay today Pickle and bmbf kept herself to herself?

She did yes, apart from some PA comment about the egg contest which gave me
The fucking rage.

I want to whoop her tush at this.

Final decision made on design.

I may need to do you a diagram. It's farm based. One as a sheep, one cow, one pig, one chick, nestled in a grassy field with carrots sprouting.

That's the vision

Hey Pickle, the egg chat is good, lightens the mood! It's just grim, all of it, and for someone whose default is escape it's hard to stay unmedicated, if you get my drift.

I do, however, I am resolute.

She ain't fucking with my shit.

Pickle, can you incorporate a seaside scene with a surfboard?! PLEASE! Jesus, I hope you win. Feel ridiculously overinvested in this.

Channelling Begbie from Trainspotting here: NAE FUCKER MESSES WITH A SURFER!!!!

Pickle -you we CAN do this!! These ideas are amazing - who knew surfers where so creative

Ok... New plan.
Shoebox lined lid with blue sky and clouds.
Bottom part blue for sea part yellow for sand.
I do the snorkel eggs with flippers, add some deckchairs and a cocktail umbrella as a parasol, then do a couple of birds on wore as seagulls.

Thoughts?

What can I use to make tiny deckchairs??

Will you find it hard with your OH away, Zig? A long lazy lunch sounds great.

Citrus stay unmedicated if you can! I always find a lot of wine makes me fall off the surfboard. Throwing you armbands x

Pickle we all love a bit of light hearted egg chat. Love your ambitious vision. Will the chick be to scale though compared to the other animals? He could be a genetically engineered chick on steroids.

Thanks Lost, am tooled up on the armband front, nothing can get through, am resolute.

Yes Lost - he's in the UK for a few weeks and then on tour for a few months (music stuff) meanwhile we have a house move going through and it's all a bit arghhh for my little brain!! Am going to stay surfing to keep my brain sane apart from over investing in egg box ideas

See you've moved onto a beach scene! That sounds awesome.

Good shout Begbie Serial ..Choose egg competitions, choose Googling minature deckchairs, choose white wine, choose life..

Awww C'mon! This is surely an excuse to listen to Born Slippy