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Wave your snorkel in the air like you just don't care!

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serialtester · 15/03/2017 20:29

Open.

Lost, say something wise!

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Inarightpickleandchutney · 18/03/2017 19:06

I may have set a new record:

Pyjamarating at 5.30pm.

Or is this a normal occurrence? To be honest I've no idea what normal looks like any more!!

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 19:11

Oh Gawd, he's got it bad, Got. He hates tv, it's shit? Grin I'd just leave him on his own to stew for a bit..

Yes, Zig if Hooch stumbles across a secret C.A.S meet up, we're ALL coming next week. I'm sure they won't mind a load of loud half cut women bursting in and talking over the whole meeting Grin

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 18/03/2017 19:15

Listen I'm going to the supermarket for as long as possible. He's now saying he's going to bed. When I said to him I came in this room to escape your moaning and negativity and he said I was to grow up 😂

ZiggertyZaggerty · 18/03/2017 19:16

Got- It sounds like your dh needs some pyjamarating action like Pickle!! Send him for a hot bath and if he's still bored suggest he cleans the bathroom whilst he's there Grin

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 19:18

Pyjamerating at 5.30 is perfectly acceptable Pickle. Wink

I think we can all agree, clearing out a loft with a massive comedown sounds like a special kind of hell.
"Fear and Loathing in the Suburbs" Episode 3;
Zig is forced to face her worst nightmares, clearing out her loft on the comedown from Hell. Sifting through documents and heaving dirty furniture reduces her to breaking point.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 19:20

Ha ha Got tell him to put his Spiderman pyjamas on, poor lamb. Wink
Hope he wakes up in a better mood!

Inarightpickleandchutney · 18/03/2017 19:44

Hope you all have a surfey night, my sore throat has got the best of me so I'm off to Bedfordshire.

Night all

INeedAWittyNameChange · 18/03/2017 19:50

My OH is my partner in crime. I wouldn't even have access to any without him. I don't have that much - at least I don't think it's much - maybe 4 or 5 lines once a week. I don't know if that's a lot - I don't really know anyone else who takes it.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 19:57

Hope you and your poor throat are better soon, Pickle Flowers

Witty it depends on your tolerance and how small you are, and how pure it is, but it's not a huge amount. You are talking to a cocaine hoovering machine though, so I might not be the best judge! Confused

Trying to cut down when you are having a session would be worth a try.x

HoochiMama · 18/03/2017 20:09

Lost - If it turns out to the the C.A.S. I shall be horrified and delighted in equal measures! It does seem to follow me about Hmm

INeedAWittyNameChange · 18/03/2017 20:11

I'm definitely not small Lost so I don't think that's an issue! I think my tolerance is building up though.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 20:16

horrified and delighted ha ha I would be exactly the same and they'd become my new best friends

Yeah your tolerance goes up alarmingly quickly, Witty but I think you sound quite sensible by my standards. Smile Don't be too hard on yourself, I'm sure your dp wouldn't mind if you wanted to put the brakes on a bit.

ZiggertyZaggerty · 18/03/2017 20:17

I'm not far behind you Pickle - ahhhh bed. Bliss Smile I hope your throat feels better in the morning. Warm milk and honey can sometimes help or wine Wink

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 18/03/2017 20:25

He's fucking off out to a friends when I get home but not one who takes anything. Thank god. Hanging about waiting on my eldest needing a lift home got myself a new book in Tesco so I'm sorted for the night. Hand of on to those surfboards surfers.

GotToGetMyFingerOut · 18/03/2017 20:26

*hang on

serialtester · 18/03/2017 20:36

Am partially French, but firmly on the surfboard. Even though DP is making me watch a documentary about country music.

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Inarightpickleandchutney · 18/03/2017 20:44

Every time I try to lie down I cough, I'm so tired! What do I do?

Haven't been this tired without a banging night to show for it in years....

ZiggertyZaggerty · 18/03/2017 20:52

Ah oui madam

kineticmagnetic · 18/03/2017 20:54

Finally in bed! Good luck tonight everyone

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 20:55

Which part of you is French serial just your left side or maybe your arms? Grin Are you inadvertently baking croissants or French knitting?
Oh Lord, a documentary about country music would turn me to drugs. Good luck mes amie!

Pickle that's horrible. Can you prop yourself up with lots of pillows? Or sip a warm drink (with a bit of whiskey in)?

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 21:00

Get your head down, Kinetic it'll do you good.
You've got yourself in a situation with a stash in the house again, but we'll worry about that in the morning! Sleep well.

Really dying for a bit here but trying to stay distracted.

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 18/03/2017 21:01

Really want to come round and confiscate your rocket fuel! It's been ages .

serialtester · 18/03/2017 21:03

The French part of me is swigging wine and smoking. The non French part of me is wanting to upgrade to heroin to dull the horror of country music.

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Inarightpickleandchutney · 18/03/2017 21:03

I'm
Trying steaming water with Olbas oil.

Honestly I normally push through these things because it's normally a result of over doing it night before. I just feel so sorry for myself as I'm genuinely not
Well!

Strange feeling I have to say! Smile

serialtester · 18/03/2017 21:19

Pickle, have a hot toddy you poor thing!

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